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Rubber Mario
@rubbermario.bsky.social
He/Him. Too much trouble for 5' 7. Pure chaos and shenanigans encased in rubber (and occasionally leather)
Kinks include: Fisting | White socks | Bator | Gooner | Cum denial
Not kink: DnD, crochet, cooking, music
👨‍❤️‍👨 @dirtypiglet.bsky.social
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Last few days have been insane in terms of people influx into BlueSky so I'm going to do a proper introduction thread.
Hi, I'm Mario, your emotional support extrovert, who loves to cook for you when you're sad.
So do we think Sam Riegel is playing a warlock or a sorcerer? Because with a charisma 18 and wisdom 10 and no armour there's no fucking way he's playing a cleric
October 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The hottest little merman of Almeria.

Thanks @dirtypiglet.bsky.social for the pic!
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
They're playing "Golden" in the gym. I'm fucking vibing
September 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This post stands the past of time. Can't wait for autumn
I'm such a slut for autumn that I have a thing for men in thick knitwear. Feel free to make a thread and make me cozy and thirsty. Thank you
July 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
This hits so many buttons
🗡️ Who’s ready for a sword fight?
July 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So, 2 days before payday the CEO of the company I work for has sent a company-wide email telling us that they won't be paying us our yearly bonus, despite achieving my objectives. I fucking need a new job
July 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Pretty boys should submit their throats for training so that they can swallow any long cock that’s shoved down their neck 🤤
@cagedjock.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Honestly, K-pop Demon Hunters didn't need to slap that hard.

Also, now I want to play a Fiend Warlock Glamour Bard that has a re-skinned Imp as a flying infernal cat as a pet in a DnD campaign.
July 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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goodmonday to you all
July 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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“Let me be upside down on your lap”… and that was fun 😛🤤 #fist #slut @xlube.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Highlights of #FWL2025
-When Baby Lame called me to the stage and asked my name, and the room shouted: "MARIO!" (something I must have done right that so many people know my name
-The pop room at Full Fetish, thanks @reconnews.bsky.social for hearing us!
- Award from @bestdressedmess.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Last night...
July 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Bator sex.
July 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Last day of FWL and @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I decided to wear weather appropriate gear
July 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
After a day from hell, it was great to give a fisting for newbies class with @dirtypiglet.bsky.social.

You can tell I went straight from work (my commute was hellish), not wearing my bandana or contacts and my hair is a mess, haha
July 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
dear body, we have a masterclass to deliver tomorrow, so you better get rid of this cold. Chicken soup has entered the room
July 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
And yep, we live in quite a conservative part of London, but @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I walked to the station in these outfits
July 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
She served at London Pride yesterday, and yep, the amount of sweat I had inside when I took it off was INSANE, but I got loads of compliments
July 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Welp. This is me
June 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Listen, I might be Spanish but the heat in this country is unbearable. It's the sheer humidity. It's disgusting. I will never understand how heat makes people horny, it just makes me angry.
June 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Yours truly and @dirtypiglet.bsky.social are back to ease you into fisting! Come and learn some tricks, ask questions, and share your knowledge about fisting on Wednesday, 9th July! Who will be around?
June 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Super f4ggy shirt finished!
June 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Yesterday's outfit for kinkeoke! And yep, I sang "Esa Diva" by Melody.
May 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM