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The monkey paw curls one finger. Congratulations, they are now called "The Washington Release The Epstein Files."
July 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
New blog post below 👇🏼
July 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
LIKE COMMENT SHARE AND READ MY BLOG POST OR YOUR FEED IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH MORE OF THIS!!

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June 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
New blog post. Featured Image: "Child with a Toy" by Zdzislaw Beksinski (Year Unknown)

Worm Boy

If I was born a worm I would eat the dirt
I'd crawl inch by inch without eyes ears
or knowledge of my worth...👇🏼
June 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
New author signature just dropped 💩
June 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Republicans in my state are big mad that the DOJ listed their cities as sanctuary cities.

www.kttc.com/2025/06/12/m...
June 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This guy, Eric Munchel, was pardoned by Trump. The one who broke into the building to zip tie elected officials.

I think protesters have a lot of room to go before they cross the line Republicans made
June 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My first real vacation in 10 years starts now.
April 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ironically the Ommicrats have never been able to fully separate the magic from metallurgy, and so have to resort to psychoactive notices.
April 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
April 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love cooking
April 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
April 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A New Tale of Two Cities for the modern era

Support me on my kofi in my bio
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I get that I'm famous now, but please don't act like Stephen King isn't my equal
April 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Writing in iambic pentameter. Because I'm suffering.

#poetry
April 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When receiving a spare shirt goes wrong
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This guy is a genius
February 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You guys hold me up ✨

#writer #author #memes
February 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Threads is awful, can I hang here?
February 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Enjoy this alphabetical clock
August 29, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Today I found out that if you work out and sweat when the humidity is high enough it does nothing. Isn't that such a cool fact. I love learning.
August 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Best part of losing weight of trusting the process! Think of it as a test of determination, once you finally get to the point where you're seeing it, then you'll get the biggest payoff that is totally worth the effort ✨
August 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I love running so much, I can practically feel myself getting stronger and more committed to this lifestyle!
August 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Dudes so desperate he couldn't even read the whole post before sending it 🤣🤣🤣
August 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Obon festival today
August 18, 2024 at 8:03 PM