RTSlaywood✒️🖍️
@rtslaywood.bsky.social
Who even reads books anymore?
July 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Who even reads books anymore?
The monkey paw curls one finger. Congratulations, they are now called "The Washington Release The Epstein Files."
July 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The monkey paw curls one finger. Congratulations, they are now called "The Washington Release The Epstein Files."
There is no greater cosmic horror than looking at that one coworkers spreadsheet.
July 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
There is no greater cosmic horror than looking at that one coworkers spreadsheet.
Biscuits and gravy is basically the South's version of the beef stroganoff
July 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Biscuits and gravy is basically the South's version of the beef stroganoff
Best part about being a Virgo is not having a fucking clue about what's going on at any given moment and everyone being ok with that
July 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Best part about being a Virgo is not having a fucking clue about what's going on at any given moment and everyone being ok with that
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TFW the footnote takes more narrative space on the page than the actual text 😳
July 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
TFW the footnote takes more narrative space on the page than the actual text 😳
Reposted by RTSlaywood✒️🖍️
Tonight, I'm afraid, was a night lost to writer's block 😓
July 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tonight, I'm afraid, was a night lost to writer's block 😓
Reposted by RTSlaywood✒️🖍️
JosephDonne | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
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January 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
New blog post below 👇🏼
July 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
New blog post below 👇🏼
Reposted by RTSlaywood✒️🖍️
YALL MY FRIEND'S BOOK THAT I HELPED EDIT IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!!!
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I've been so excited to post about this for literal years! GET THE BOOK it's about BUGS and LOVING SPIDERS and BEING TRANS and it's SOOOO GOOOOD 💙📚 #queerlit #writing #MG #horror #LGBT #kidlit
🕸️🕷️🏳️⚧️ noahcorey.com 🏳️⚧️🕷️🕸️
I've been so excited to post about this for literal years! GET THE BOOK it's about BUGS and LOVING SPIDERS and BEING TRANS and it's SOOOO GOOOOD 💙📚 #queerlit #writing #MG #horror #LGBT #kidlit
June 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
LIKE COMMENT SHARE AND READ MY BLOG POST OR YOUR FEED IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH MORE OF THIS!!
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June 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
LIKE COMMENT SHARE AND READ MY BLOG POST OR YOUR FEED IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH MORE OF THIS!!
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New blog post. Featured Image: "Child with a Toy" by Zdzislaw Beksinski (Year Unknown)
Worm Boy
If I was born a worm I would eat the dirt
I'd crawl inch by inch without eyes ears
or knowledge of my worth...👇🏼
Worm Boy
If I was born a worm I would eat the dirt
I'd crawl inch by inch without eyes ears
or knowledge of my worth...👇🏼
June 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
New blog post. Featured Image: "Child with a Toy" by Zdzislaw Beksinski (Year Unknown)
Worm Boy
If I was born a worm I would eat the dirt
I'd crawl inch by inch without eyes ears
or knowledge of my worth...👇🏼
Worm Boy
If I was born a worm I would eat the dirt
I'd crawl inch by inch without eyes ears
or knowledge of my worth...👇🏼
New author signature just dropped 💩
June 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
New author signature just dropped 💩
Hey Vance, I thought you said you came here for discussion and analysis. So why did you post this and then leave? Common, reply to the people.
Because otherwise it just looks like you came here to inflame people and not actually do anything constructive.
Because otherwise it just looks like you came here to inflame people and not actually do anything constructive.
Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you.
June 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hey Vance, I thought you said you came here for discussion and analysis. So why did you post this and then leave? Common, reply to the people.
Because otherwise it just looks like you came here to inflame people and not actually do anything constructive.
Because otherwise it just looks like you came here to inflame people and not actually do anything constructive.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Republicans in my state are big mad that the DOJ listed their cities as sanctuary cities.
www.kttc.com/2025/06/12/m...
Republicans in my state are big mad that the DOJ listed their cities as sanctuary cities.
www.kttc.com/2025/06/12/m...
June 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Republicans in my state are big mad that the DOJ listed their cities as sanctuary cities.
www.kttc.com/2025/06/12/m...
Republicans in my state are big mad that the DOJ listed their cities as sanctuary cities.
www.kttc.com/2025/06/12/m...
This guy, Eric Munchel, was pardoned by Trump. The one who broke into the building to zip tie elected officials.
I think protesters have a lot of room to go before they cross the line Republicans made
I think protesters have a lot of room to go before they cross the line Republicans made
June 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This guy, Eric Munchel, was pardoned by Trump. The one who broke into the building to zip tie elected officials.
I think protesters have a lot of room to go before they cross the line Republicans made
I think protesters have a lot of room to go before they cross the line Republicans made
My first real vacation in 10 years starts now.
April 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My first real vacation in 10 years starts now.
Good thing we don't have universal healthcare, otherwise RFK jr would have found us all.
April 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good thing we don't have universal healthcare, otherwise RFK jr would have found us all.
Things that have gotten more attention on social media than my writing:
- Posting about adverbs
- Saying garlic is just preseasoning for vampires
- Performing drag as Elsa complete with magic snow and singing
- Posting about adverbs
- Saying garlic is just preseasoning for vampires
- Performing drag as Elsa complete with magic snow and singing
April 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Things that have gotten more attention on social media than my writing:
- Posting about adverbs
- Saying garlic is just preseasoning for vampires
- Performing drag as Elsa complete with magic snow and singing
- Posting about adverbs
- Saying garlic is just preseasoning for vampires
- Performing drag as Elsa complete with magic snow and singing
Wait until you find out only the smaller companies are going to have to pay the tariffs and that somehow, magically, all the big companies will have a tax write off.
April 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wait until you find out only the smaller companies are going to have to pay the tariffs and that somehow, magically, all the big companies will have a tax write off.
Ironically the Ommicrats have never been able to fully separate the magic from metallurgy, and so have to resort to psychoactive notices.
April 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Ironically the Ommicrats have never been able to fully separate the magic from metallurgy, and so have to resort to psychoactive notices.
Reposted by RTSlaywood✒️🖍️
Here's a picture of my four-legged child made of fur, Little Annie.
May she brighten up your timeline like she does every day of my life.
May she brighten up your timeline like she does every day of my life.
February 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Here's a picture of my four-legged child made of fur, Little Annie.
May she brighten up your timeline like she does every day of my life.
May she brighten up your timeline like she does every day of my life.
Science is so inhumane, you know that in order to sex ants they drop them in water? Girl ants sink, while the others float.
No idea why boy ants float, but that's how it's done
No idea why boy ants float, but that's how it's done
April 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Science is so inhumane, you know that in order to sex ants they drop them in water? Girl ants sink, while the others float.
No idea why boy ants float, but that's how it's done
No idea why boy ants float, but that's how it's done
Listen, we absolutely cannot let teachers get paid more. Stop pushing this harmful agenda. You need to use your head and think about it. If teachers got paid more, Republicans would start teaching and the quality of education would decline faster than said teachers credit card.
April 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Listen, we absolutely cannot let teachers get paid more. Stop pushing this harmful agenda. You need to use your head and think about it. If teachers got paid more, Republicans would start teaching and the quality of education would decline faster than said teachers credit card.
WRITING UPDATE:
Word count goal: 2,000
Actual words written: 17
Snacks consumed: 6
Times I questioned my life choices: 14
Google searches:
“synonym for betrayal but make it poetic”
“can a character cry too much”
“how to fake confidence in your own book”
Mood: feral.
Word count goal: 2,000
Actual words written: 17
Snacks consumed: 6
Times I questioned my life choices: 14
Google searches:
“synonym for betrayal but make it poetic”
“can a character cry too much”
“how to fake confidence in your own book”
Mood: feral.
April 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
WRITING UPDATE:
Word count goal: 2,000
Actual words written: 17
Snacks consumed: 6
Times I questioned my life choices: 14
Google searches:
“synonym for betrayal but make it poetic”
“can a character cry too much”
“how to fake confidence in your own book”
Mood: feral.
Word count goal: 2,000
Actual words written: 17
Snacks consumed: 6
Times I questioned my life choices: 14
Google searches:
“synonym for betrayal but make it poetic”
“can a character cry too much”
“how to fake confidence in your own book”
Mood: feral.