Many years later, as he faced the firing squad OP thought “We need to guard against the fascism that the left is about to engage in”

Kid never had a chance.

I think people use “ultra processed” as a stand in for “food that I judge people for eating.”

Bread is cut up and put back together, but never gets included next to Doritos as the article headline image.

A binding agent, some sugar, and something that the usda defines as derived from natural products.

None of these things fundamentally change the nutritional value of the potato, you basically just cut it up and stuck it back together.

Ok, I looked at the ingredients list and its potatoes, oil, salt, corn flower, dextrose, and natural flavors.

Which of those makes the tater tots processed? The binding agent that is safe to eat? Some sugar?

But why is a tater tot less healthy than an oil and salt covered potato? A tater tot is a a shredded potato that been shaped and then covered with an oil and some salt.

Why do they stop being “real”

What does it mean when the party opposing fascism is not comfortable wielding the power that it does have?

She’s prophet seeking when she should be soliciting.

You don’t need to do that with the mandalorian anymore than you need to do it with that Han Solo movie. Andor is the only one worth watching so far.

Perhaps we should invade the Nobel prize offices, and force them to give Donald a peace prize at gunpoint.

Every time I cross the street I wonder if in a quintillion realities I was hit by a car I didn’t see.

Memes dragged straight out of 2012 being supplied to people who have not grown since then.

Say it louder for the cowardly democrats in the back.

Several Congressional Democrats are demanding an investigation into the government response to the floods that left over a hundred people dead. But Jaxson Vanderbilt-Rojas, a Cape May personal wellness coach who usually votes Democrat, said that such an aggressive approach leaves him deeply uneasy.

Closely related to the pico-retirement.

They’ve invented a new thing, where they leave their desk for 5-10 minutes at a time for coffee or a cigarette to help ease their quiet ennui, it’s called a “battery recharge”

This is grim and fascinating. The universal practicality of “how do you dig a hole” “how do you move a body” “how do you cover a hole that will have decomposition” all being solved problems that are identifiable from satellite is not something I had ever considered.