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rtbh99
@rtbh99.bsky.social
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anxiety haver. snake haver. rabbit haver. definitely got some kind of green thumb. he/him. trekkie. mostly posts pictures of my creatures. i have autism for pc hardware.

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You’re approaching me??
A picture of Rosa the bunny standing on her back feet. She is standing up to see if I am holding any treats for her, her nose is flared from sniffing and her whiskers are pointed straight forward. She is holding her front feet in front of her, and she is very cute. A second picture of Rosa the bunny. She is sitting down, looking directly at my hands. She is still expecting me to give her treats of some kind. Rosa the bunny is cute. A picture of Rosa the bunny, taken a little closer than the previous one. Her nose is flared open from another big sniff, with whiskers forward. I had to give her some attention and pellets after these pictures. Rosa the bunny is cute when expecting treats.
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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A customer stuffed some dollar bills in my apron today, felt so slutty 😏
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I cast Fortify Will [draws on weed vape til the light flashes]
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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A customer stuffed some dollar bills in my apron today, felt so slutty 😏
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Was talking to a dipshit coworker today and she started talking about Mediterranean food. Then she started listing the countries around the Mediterranean Sea. Israel, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan…

I don’t like her so I didn’t correct her she can live in ignorance.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Nobody in the deli will call these Alien Buttholes with me. All the camaraderie is gone I swear.
Prosciutto and cheese stuffed peppers that are being thrown away at work. They’re gross.
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Oh nooo this video got cut short! Squid came in and watched her eat the banana. She didn’t care at all that he was watching. I must’ve hit stop recording by mistake when I turned the phone to look at him
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Got a dried fruit mix for Rosa. Here’s banana.
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Dried fruit mix 3: rejecting mango.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Dried fruit mix 2: the pinappleing
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Got a dried fruit mix for Rosa. Here’s banana.
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Little freak
A picture of Rosa the bunny, sitting by her food bowl. She is chewing a mouthful of pellet, one of her favorite things. She even knows the word ‘pellet’. In this picture she is hunched up looking small, most of her body is behind her head. Rosa the bunny is cute.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Gotta take one plant out for a bit so the younger one can catch up on growth.
A picture of a pair of marijuana plants in a grow tent. Most of the image is green weed leaves, on this larger plant it is growing in a ring because I have pushed all of the branches down under the support. The plants are cute too. Another picture of my older plant, showing how its canopy is relatively thin compared to some other plants I’ve grown. This seems to be my healthiest plant yet though. It is also cute. My younger weed plant sitting alone in a silver grow tent. It has been moved over to be directly under the lamp as having its companion taken out of the tent. It will sit in here alone until it is about the same size as the other plant. Still cute however
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Ate a big rat, got all stretched out.
A picture of Scully the ball python, right after finishing a meal of rat. Her neck is stretched out, and her jaw isn’t quite set fully. She is looking at me with suspicion. Scully the snake is cute.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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It’s been off and on rainy today and each time the rain gets heavy, Scully comes out to see what all the noise is.
A picture of Scully the ball python, coming out of her cave and sliding into her water dish. Her head is perked up in a slight periscope, looking out the sliding glass door next to her tank. The rain was coming down pretty hard for a few minutes, I guess it woke her up. Scully the python is cute. A second picture of Scully poking her body out of her hide. She is doing a great periscope to see her surroundings, as the rain got heavy and loud again. Scully is very cute when doing a periscope. A close up photo of Scully, showing just some heat pits on her snoot. She came over to check me out when I had my phone looking at her. Sometimes her nose scales are white like her belly, sometimes they have this brown splotching. I imagine it’s blood flow related? Scully’s snoot is cute btw.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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The high cholesterol is really my own fault I guess
A batch of freshly cooked bacon cubes, made from a batch of bacon my friend gave me. Mesquite smoked. Smells like a campfire when cooking. Sliced garlic, fried in bacon fat until crispy and golden. Something I haven’t done for this dish before. Into the bacon fat after it renders out all that it can, I heated the fat up to about 350 degrees and threw in a bunch of quartered brussel sprouts. After they got some color on them, and turning a bright green, I added eight eggs. Double the usual amount. After the eggs I did a layer of cheese, a layer of bacon, all of the garlic, another layer of cheese, and the remainder of the bacon. Healthiest dish ever, zero calories zero fat zero carbs.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Taking out my 401k to hasten the American century of humiliation’s arrival
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The banana beggar
A screenshot of a text exchange with my mom. I sent her a picture of Rosa the bunny standing up on her back feet. My mom replied with ‘give it to her. Whatever she wants just give it to her.’ Rosa the bunny is cute. A cropped version of the picture I sent to my mom, containing Rosa the bunny. She is standing on her back feet, in a begging stance. Her nose is highly flared from her frantic sniffing of the thing i was holding in my hand, and her whiskers are pointing forward as well. I was holding half of a banana btw. Rosa the bunny is very cute.
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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These two might just be buds soon
A picture of Squid, our bichon frise. He is sitting down looking politely at the camera. His hair has started to come back in, just in time for Arizona winter. I need to trim around his eyes already. He is cute too. A picture of Rosa the bunny sitting down facing the camera, eating some grass. A long strand is coming out of her mouth, she was actively chewing in this picture. She has a little bit of grass on her ear, from a minute earlier when she was freaking out about new grass. In a good way. Rosa the bunny is always cute. A top down picture of Squid the bichon, and Rosa th bunny. Squid is on the outside of the pen, sniffing Rosa. Rosa is on the inside of the pen, sniffing Squid. They are both cute.
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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It’s that time again I’m poopin on the clock
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The eyes of a cunning predator
A picture of Scully the ball python, with her snoot directly facing the camera. Her eyes are pointing out to both sides, not focused on anything in particular. She is also relaxing atop my head, rendering my hat extremely heavy. Scully the hat ornament is extremely cute.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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My chore helper is just as upset to be awoken from slumber as I was this morning.
A picture of Scully the ball python, draped around my neck. Her neck and forward body is folded up in what looks like a defensive stance, but is actually more of a ‘wtf is going on’ stance. Her fat lower body and tail goes past her face, down out of frame. Scully the python is cute.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Gorging, dainty, gorging
A picture of Rosa the brown bunny eating some banana I am holding for her. She is shoving her entire face into it, biting pieces like I’m going to take it away. Rosa the brown bunny is cute. Another picture of Rosa the bunny, this time she has backed up into a dainty pose, so she can chew a mouthful of banana. Her mouth is partly open, probably because she’s moving some banana around in her mouth. All four of her feet have been pulled together, adding to her daintiness. She is also cute. In this picture Rosa the bunny is back to shoving her face into the banana. She is taking a big bite, because banana is her favorite treat. Rosa the bunny is cute when eating banana.
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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It’s that time again I’m poopin on the clock
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Ear thief only got one ear today.
A picture of Rosa the brown bunny sitting innocently by her food dish. She has one ear missing right now, taken by the nefarious ear thief, a plague on all bunnies. She doesn’t seem to mind though, and sat nicely for me to take a picture. Rosa the bunny is cute even with an ear missing.
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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October 3rd on the right, October 8th on the left. Starting to bend branches under these first supports on the older plant, so the manifold growth can spread out enough. Also my new weed tent arrived today I gotta make room for it tomorrow where the existing one is. Also check out the Popeye branch.
A pair of super cute marijuana plants, both about a month old. The younger plant seems to be growing slightly slower than the other one, it’s smaller than the other plant was five days ago. The plants are super cute too. A picture of the right plant, showing its main stem and two branches. The branch on the left, which was formerly wrapped in sewing thread, got constricted by said thread. I removed the thread right away, but the limb grew back looking freakishly large. Looking forward to the growth coming up. The right branch still has these because it hasn’t cut the plant yet. I imagine if it does, we will see similar thickening. The freak Popeye branch is still cute though in its own way.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM