Rsmallbone
@rsmallbone.bsky.social
“…and then I said ‘That’s what the kayak’s for!’ I tell ya, Sinatra lost it, Dino’s on the floor, and then Sammy comes in holdin’ a birthday cake with a little statue of Genghis Khan on top!”
This is true; I had sex last week with a human
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
This is true; I had sex last week with a human
Finn got 3 vaccinations today, and he’s been sitting staring like this for 10 minutes. Boy’s high as balls.
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Finn got 3 vaccinations today, and he’s been sitting staring like this for 10 minutes. Boy’s high as balls.
I asked for “a bunch of black pepper” at Wendy’s today and girl at the window nailed it
November 30, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I asked for “a bunch of black pepper” at Wendy’s today and girl at the window nailed it
This seems like a dereliction of duty. How can you say you’re a country based on the rule of law if the law isn’t applied equally?
November 26, 2024 at 12:36 AM
This seems like a dereliction of duty. How can you say you’re a country based on the rule of law if the law isn’t applied equally?
Took this guy to puppy school and then he passed out in the back of the car.
November 23, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Took this guy to puppy school and then he passed out in the back of the car.
There are two dogs in this picture. Also, you owe me $20 if you wank to my feet.
November 17, 2024 at 10:20 PM
There are two dogs in this picture. Also, you owe me $20 if you wank to my feet.
I don’t know how this is possible. I DO NOT FEEL CALM.
November 15, 2024 at 1:08 PM
I don’t know how this is possible. I DO NOT FEEL CALM.
If it’s not fresh, I don’t want it. I don’t need the privilege of taking your rotten lettuce home without you even charging me.
November 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
If it’s not fresh, I don’t want it. I don’t need the privilege of taking your rotten lettuce home without you even charging me.
Finn is ambivalent
November 12, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Finn is ambivalent
My relationship with my adult children.
October 23, 2023 at 11:17 PM
My relationship with my adult children.
I really appreciate Bluesky just displaying the last post in a thread so I can enjoy it without context. Loving the mystery.
July 8, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I really appreciate Bluesky just displaying the last post in a thread so I can enjoy it without context. Loving the mystery.
This guy needs some repairs. He keeps walking in circles.
July 7, 2023 at 2:32 AM
This guy needs some repairs. He keeps walking in circles.
I painted this in college and I still kind of like it.
July 7, 2023 at 2:31 AM
I painted this in college and I still kind of like it.
Photos of some of my skeletons.
July 6, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Photos of some of my skeletons.
Threads is working well.
July 5, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Threads is working well.
Just bought this totally normal g-spot cucumber.
July 5, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Just bought this totally normal g-spot cucumber.
This is a self portrait sketch I did a while ago.
July 5, 2023 at 12:39 AM
This is a self portrait sketch I did a while ago.
Got it just in time to not starve to death.
July 3, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Got it just in time to not starve to death.
The Bluesky tab that doesn’t describe me.
June 24, 2023 at 1:23 AM
The Bluesky tab that doesn’t describe me.