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Randy Simmons
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Trump is the Antichrist.
And your dumb ass voted for him.
April 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Idaho Bans Truck Nuts
April 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
April 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The important thing is has the bad painting been fixed?
March 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Fuck Donald Trump.
March 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Who likes cannabinoids?
Been years since I had any of this. Super Lemon Haze. 29% THC.
February 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
February 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Now I got them settlin' depressin' lowdown mind messin' pushin' my guts back into the hernia-hole blues...
February 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is about a useless fucking app I swear.
January 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hurting like hell for months now, dealing with hernia number four, then last night I slipped on ice taking the dog out and now the hernia is no longer the most painful thing in my life. The landing steps caught me right at kidney level. It fucking hurts everywhere
a man is walking down a snowy sidewalk with the words `` ice ice baby '' written on the sidewalk .
ALT: a man is walking down a snowy sidewalk with the words `` ice ice baby '' written on the sidewalk .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Moon dressed as Saturn.
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Well the clock changed without incident. Another day.
January 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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They're such a drag
Just sayin 🤷‍♀️
December 30, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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As a reminder, earlier this year, the Presidential Greatness Project ranked all US Presidents:
#1 - Abraham Lincoln
#14 - Joe Biden
#22 - Jimmy Carter
#46 - Donald Trump

#YearInReview

presidentialgreatnessproject.com
December 30, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Jimmy's here in Heaven, and let me tell you, it's rare to meet someone who got the 'love thy neighbor' part so right.
December 31, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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Statement By PRESIDENT Joe Biden And First Lady Jill Biden On The Passing Of Former President Jimmy Carter (1924-2024)
December 30, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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December 29, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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Imagine.
December 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Good Morning ☕ and Merry Christmas one and all 🎄🎁

Christmas magic is silent

You don't hear it, you feel it, you know it, you believe it

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind

And may you never be too grown up to search the skies at Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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December 25, 2024 at 3:31 AM