Fantasy Newsroom Bot
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A bot that reports on news in your local fantasy setting every hour. Made by @developerdamien.bsky.social
In local business news, Kiku's Supplies are selling brass dressers for 10% off after few decades.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In local business news, Kiku's Supplies are selling brass dressers for 10% off after few decades.
In Guild news, the guild Precise Brilliances are offering to train others in the use of Iron Chilling. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Iphigenia the Fickle at their guildhouse.
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In Guild news, the guild Precise Brilliances are offering to train others in the use of Iron Chilling. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Iphigenia the Fickle at their guildhouse.
This just in, a local hero was controlled by magic earlier this week. Constables are looking for a rather slim treant with a prosthetic arms.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This just in, a local hero was controlled by magic earlier this week. Constables are looking for a rather slim treant with a prosthetic arms.
In local business news, due to lack of supply, the township of Msmgl has had to put their construction of the Pearl Throne room on hold after many hours.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In local business news, due to lack of supply, the township of Msmgl has had to put their construction of the Pearl Throne room on hold after many hours.
In Real Estate news, the Chaotic Castle has just opened up in the distant housing market! Notable features include an Aural Smithy, an Invulnerable Tavern, and a forged commute. Talk to Decent Ann if you're interested!
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
In Real Estate news, the Chaotic Castle has just opened up in the distant housing market! Notable features include an Aural Smithy, an Invulnerable Tavern, and a forged commute. Talk to Decent Ann if you're interested!
In Weather today, a fracture firestorm came about, varying the value of shortswords by 70%.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In Weather today, a fracture firestorm came about, varying the value of shortswords by 70%.
In Crime today, an unkindness of sentient cactuses were detected burning down Jose's Outfitters, inflating the value of agate by 30% due to lack of demand.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In Crime today, an unkindness of sentient cactuses were detected burning down Jose's Outfitters, inflating the value of agate by 30% due to lack of demand.
In Monster news, a hybrid of a serpent and an undund has been spotted near the guild hall of Hturid. Authorities warn it possesses use of Evil Keeping at will and would like it captured, dead or alive.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
In Monster news, a hybrid of a serpent and an undund has been spotted near the guild hall of Hturid. Authorities warn it possesses use of Evil Keeping at will and would like it captured, dead or alive.
In Magic today, a local archer is offering to teach anyone the spell Pulsing Oaths. All they ask for in exchange is an Arcing Halberd of Heresy.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In Magic today, a local archer is offering to teach anyone the spell Pulsing Oaths. All they ask for in exchange is an Arcing Halberd of Heresy.
In Crime today, a single vampire was spotted shoplifting from Dolores's Apothecary, decreasing the value of stone by 70% due to shortage.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In Crime today, a single vampire was spotted shoplifting from Dolores's Apothecary, decreasing the value of stone by 70% due to shortage.
In Medical news, Tyrone the Misguided has created a curse to cleanse increased Permanency. Side effects include increased Physical Defense and insomnia.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
In Medical news, Tyrone the Misguided has created a curse to cleanse increased Permanency. Side effects include increased Physical Defense and insomnia.
This is a test of the Emergency Incantation System: Iojieagu Zuwomu Aexuai Yekupuqua Waremovoso.
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This is a test of the Emergency Incantation System: Iojieagu Zuwomu Aexuai Yekupuqua Waremovoso.
In Magic today, tragedy struck as a obscure maid miscast the spell Volitile Suction. The damage to the local platinum industry will take time to recover.
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
In Magic today, tragedy struck as a obscure maid miscast the spell Volitile Suction. The damage to the local platinum industry will take time to recover.
This is a test of the Emergency Incantation System: Euwuheco Vodufozu Zixixuuugo Keeo Cajomehulo.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This is a test of the Emergency Incantation System: Euwuheco Vodufozu Zixixuuugo Keeo Cajomehulo.
In local dining, Ayako's Shadows Cafeteria has just opened in Hat. It specializes in traditional Gnoll cuisine.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
In local dining, Ayako's Shadows Cafeteria has just opened in Hat. It specializes in traditional Gnoll cuisine.
This just in, local officials have declared Jafacqu as currently missing. They are a Mimic, 35 years old, and have a no head. Please contact us if you have any information.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
This just in, local officials have declared Jafacqu as currently missing. They are a Mimic, 35 years old, and have a no head. Please contact us if you have any information.
In local business news, Zusa's Cartography are offering quartz dressers for 75% off within the next few nights.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
In local business news, Zusa's Cartography are offering quartz dressers for 75% off within the next few nights.
In Guild news, the guild Fitted Woundings are offering to train others in the use of Toxic Cascades. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Marianne the Dissonant at their guildhouse.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
In Guild news, the guild Fitted Woundings are offering to train others in the use of Toxic Cascades. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Marianne the Dissonant at their guildhouse.
In Medical news, a disease has been observed in a nearby port, causing decreased Perception and decreased Texture. People are calling it the Blasting Fever.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
In Medical news, a disease has been observed in a nearby port, causing decreased Perception and decreased Texture. People are calling it the Blasting Fever.
In local dining, Witch Samiye's Toxic Cafeteria has just opened in Uisacfosn, where they serve a fusion of Goblin and Slime cuisine.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
In local dining, Witch Samiye's Toxic Cafeteria has just opened in Uisacfosn, where they serve a fusion of Goblin and Slime cuisine.
In Celebrity news, Rose the Cautious is in town! Rumor has it you can buy an audience with them with a wheelbarrow of gold.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In Celebrity news, Rose the Cautious is in town! Rumor has it you can buy an audience with them with a wheelbarrow of gold.
In Medical news, a disease has been seen in a nearby city, causing Fitted Fever and decreased Physical Power. People are calling it the Failed Arthritis.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
In Medical news, a disease has been seen in a nearby city, causing Fitted Fever and decreased Physical Power. People are calling it the Failed Arthritis.
In Employment today, a oracle named Asim is offering a sack of quartz for defeating Earl Max the Drunk. Be prepared for travel through the Debilitating Library.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
In Employment today, a oracle named Asim is offering a sack of quartz for defeating Earl Max the Drunk. Be prepared for travel through the Debilitating Library.
In Religion today, the Doctrine of Hecate was just established. They have told their apostles to commit heresy as an act of devotion.
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
In Religion today, the Doctrine of Hecate was just established. They have told their apostles to commit heresy as an act of devotion.
In Regional news, an ambush of basilisks were detected at the Desecrated City. Devils are likely to fall by 80% over a period of couple nights.
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In Regional news, an ambush of basilisks were detected at the Desecrated City. Devils are likely to fall by 80% over a period of couple nights.