The irresistible urge to tell my husband I'm dying.
June 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The irresistible urge to tell my husband I'm dying.
I accidentally liked a post while stalking someone on Instagram, so I deactivated my account and I guess im here now?
June 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I accidentally liked a post while stalking someone on Instagram, so I deactivated my account and I guess im here now?
This post may be entirely for @crackedmirror.bsky.social but are we just loving the Drew Waters-Matt Quatraro chest bump or what!?! Weigh in (or not) #Royals fans!
June 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This post may be entirely for @crackedmirror.bsky.social but are we just loving the Drew Waters-Matt Quatraro chest bump or what!?! Weigh in (or not) #Royals fans!
Pretty pumped to discover my favorite cat is also a Starseed.
January 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Pretty pumped to discover my favorite cat is also a Starseed.
Reposted by Rosie
The people now in charge of the Office of Personnel Management apparently don’t know how to scrub PDF metadata, and have exposed the original authors of the guidance they’re publishing. Two, Noah Peters and James Sherk, have links to the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025.
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The people now in charge of the Office of Personnel Management apparently don’t know how to scrub PDF metadata, and have exposed the original authors of the guidance they’re publishing. Two, Noah Peters and James Sherk, have links to the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025.
@frigginfrench.bsky.social yaaasssss middleclassfancy!
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 AM
@frigginfrench.bsky.social yaaasssss middleclassfancy!
Tbt 5 years ago can't believe he was so little ❤️
November 20, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Tbt 5 years ago can't believe he was so little ❤️
Boringest fight ever. I wanted this to happen to Jake Paul.
November 16, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Boringest fight ever. I wanted this to happen to Jake Paul.
@tomwalker.bsky.social found myself singing along to "miniature horses" by myself in the car today.
November 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
@tomwalker.bsky.social found myself singing along to "miniature horses" by myself in the car today.
@yourkickstartersucks.com Listening to a 2021 episode. You guys said to buy Chili's stock, and if people did that then they'd be down by roughly 36% right now. No longer going to your podcast for stock tips.
April 8, 2024 at 3:16 AM
@yourkickstartersucks.com Listening to a 2021 episode. You guys said to buy Chili's stock, and if people did that then they'd be down by roughly 36% right now. No longer going to your podcast for stock tips.
@mindcontrolvictim.bsky.social Hospitaliano!
February 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
@mindcontrolvictim.bsky.social Hospitaliano!
@travisview.bsky.social longtime listener- I was inspired by the recent mudfossil episode to go back and re-experience the first two episodes. Amazing to be able to go back in time like that- I miss the original Jake stories and the twitch streams! You guys are forever part of my heart ❤️
November 27, 2023 at 7:21 AM
@travisview.bsky.social longtime listener- I was inspired by the recent mudfossil episode to go back and re-experience the first two episodes. Amazing to be able to go back in time like that- I miss the original Jake stories and the twitch streams! You guys are forever part of my heart ❤️
It's me. Hi. I'm the friend, it's me.
God I hate myself for typing that.
God I hate myself for typing that.
get you a friend that sends you probably definitely haunted toys from eBay at random and shove that shit in your boss's desk drawers to establish dominance
October 7, 2023 at 2:22 AM
It's me. Hi. I'm the friend, it's me.
God I hate myself for typing that.
God I hate myself for typing that.
@mindcontrolvictim.bsky.social in episode mumble mumble something mumble, you postulated that the Goofy Movie was "after your time." When I was 13, a 7 year-old kid I babysat was way in to the Goofy Movie. At that time you would have been 12, the age of the other kid I babysat. The 90s were weird.
September 8, 2023 at 6:19 AM
@mindcontrolvictim.bsky.social in episode mumble mumble something mumble, you postulated that the Goofy Movie was "after your time." When I was 13, a 7 year-old kid I babysat was way in to the Goofy Movie. At that time you would have been 12, the age of the other kid I babysat. The 90s were weird.
Star Trek Voyager just doesn't get good until 7 of 9 shows up.
September 7, 2023 at 5:24 AM
Star Trek Voyager just doesn't get good until 7 of 9 shows up.
Things I wish I had: infinite underwear. I'm sick of doing laundry.
August 19, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Things I wish I had: infinite underwear. I'm sick of doing laundry.
My siblings told me that this is what I looked like when I was 12, and no mirror will ever convince me otherwise.
August 16, 2023 at 11:25 PM
My siblings told me that this is what I looked like when I was 12, and no mirror will ever convince me otherwise.
Reminiscing about my last Facebook ban when I told a middle-aged guy to stop being a hoe. IT'S NOT EVEN AN INSULT.
August 16, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Reminiscing about my last Facebook ban when I told a middle-aged guy to stop being a hoe. IT'S NOT EVEN AN INSULT.
I love joining a new social media network where I can freshly reinvent myself as someone with hilarious one-liners. Also me:
August 15, 2023 at 2:05 AM
I love joining a new social media network where I can freshly reinvent myself as someone with hilarious one-liners. Also me: