They missed the "oh I thought you were cool" riposte. A shame, really

Messiah

Ok but in my defense I once asked a FB scammer if his government office took VBucks and he said he'd have to get back to me

Sometime i feel like I'd rather burn when i pee than deal with Costpoint, so

Fuck is that what I looked like

*slaps the helmet*

This bad boy can fit so many lessons learned in it

Printf("please don't kill me")
>> please don't kill me

Tech bros: Egad! A living thing!