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If I had 1% of the confidence of a "talk on the phone on the shitter in a public bathroom" brand of guy I think I'd be unstoppable
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If I had 1% of the confidence of a "talk on the phone on the shitter in a public bathroom" brand of guy I think I'd be unstoppable
Just saw a tax company ad that inplied heavily that my two options were to use their service or go get a degree in tax accounting, if I wanted my taxes done properly. HMM, FUCKER, IF ONLY THERE WERE A SECRET THIRD OPTION USED BY THE REST OF THE DEVELOPED WORLD
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Just saw a tax company ad that inplied heavily that my two options were to use their service or go get a degree in tax accounting, if I wanted my taxes done properly. HMM, FUCKER, IF ONLY THERE WERE A SECRET THIRD OPTION USED BY THE REST OF THE DEVELOPED WORLD
Might fuck around and start doing a Christoph Waltz accent at work. I think it'll lend me some gravitas
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Might fuck around and start doing a Christoph Waltz accent at work. I think it'll lend me some gravitas
Getting wicked sonder on the drive home. By which I mean I'm amazed that it's the FIRST TIME ANY OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE EVEN SEEN A CAR
January 23, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Getting wicked sonder on the drive home. By which I mean I'm amazed that it's the FIRST TIME ANY OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE EVEN SEEN A CAR
He keeps fucking saying "Aberbaijan" oh my god he's so fucking STUPID
January 22, 2026 at 3:44 PM
He keeps fucking saying "Aberbaijan" oh my god he's so fucking STUPID
Just passed 6 gallons of O- blood donated
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Just passed 6 gallons of O- blood donated
Staring dead-eyed at The Big Bang Theory in this laundromat. Not a single chuckle. Nary a grin. Odious show
January 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Staring dead-eyed at The Big Bang Theory in this laundromat. Not a single chuckle. Nary a grin. Odious show
Three day weekend. Three LoTR movies. Someone who's good at math help me out here
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Three day weekend. Three LoTR movies. Someone who's good at math help me out here
Every leadership-level meeting starting with "as you all know there's a lot going on right now" is code for "these fucking idiots are making my job so much more difficult and I'm gonna make it your problem"
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Every leadership-level meeting starting with "as you all know there's a lot going on right now" is code for "these fucking idiots are making my job so much more difficult and I'm gonna make it your problem"
Comforting to know that every city has their "doing wheelies on my dirtbike down the center of Main Street" hooligans
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Comforting to know that every city has their "doing wheelies on my dirtbike down the center of Main Street" hooligans
You know, I bet even the Pluribus hive mind would jam up traffic at the Monitor Merrimac Memorial Bridge-Tunnel
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
You know, I bet even the Pluribus hive mind would jam up traffic at the Monitor Merrimac Memorial Bridge-Tunnel
Figured out that Tamiya paints need to be thinned with isopropyl and we're off to the fucken races
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Figured out that Tamiya paints need to be thinned with isopropyl and we're off to the fucken races
3d printing freaks will be like "if you spend a hundred hours honing your machine and techniques, you can avoid a single trip to the hardware store to purchase something that comes 1000 for a dollar"
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
3d printing freaks will be like "if you spend a hundred hours honing your machine and techniques, you can avoid a single trip to the hardware store to purchase something that comes 1000 for a dollar"
Yeah, the killer bee robots that burrow into your skull and inject you with acid until you die are pretty rough. I'm not saying I'm a fan of them, but they're not going anywhere so we just have to figure out how to adjust to work with them.
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yeah, the killer bee robots that burrow into your skull and inject you with acid until you die are pretty rough. I'm not saying I'm a fan of them, but they're not going anywhere so we just have to figure out how to adjust to work with them.
Football coaches should also have to wear the uniform. Helmet too
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Football coaches should also have to wear the uniform. Helmet too
There is no way for an actor to portray telekinesis without it being deeply, deeply embarrassing
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There is no way for an actor to portray telekinesis without it being deeply, deeply embarrassing
Third year in a row I've gotten a flip-out box cutter for Christmas and I can't lie I'm stoked about it
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Third year in a row I've gotten a flip-out box cutter for Christmas and I can't lie I'm stoked about it
"By far" and "100 times" can't fit in the same sentence. For fuck sake
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"By far" and "100 times" can't fit in the same sentence. For fuck sake
Christmas meals got me breathing like Tony Soprano
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Christmas meals got me breathing like Tony Soprano
Starting to think M$ is actively trying to push people towards Linux
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Starting to think M$ is actively trying to push people towards Linux
I wish I knew where my obsession with rooting a tablet is coming from. I don't even know why it would be useful it just seems FUN
December 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I wish I knew where my obsession with rooting a tablet is coming from. I don't even know why it would be useful it just seems FUN
> Watching a youtube video titled "i programmed an X to do Y"
> ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn
> "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..."
> exit video
> ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn
> "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..."
> exit video
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
> Watching a youtube video titled "i programmed an X to do Y"
> ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn
> "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..."
> exit video
> ooh neat, I'm not sure how to do that I'm interested to learn
> "So I asked ChatGPT to write me a..."
> exit video
There's a new class of generic, crappy ads on Youtube that look like Spotify Wrapped ripoffs and it's so demoralizing. I already don't care about your ad, so if you don't care either what's the point.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
There's a new class of generic, crappy ads on Youtube that look like Spotify Wrapped ripoffs and it's so demoralizing. I already don't care about your ad, so if you don't care either what's the point.
Everytime someone at work sits in the stall next to me, it sounds like they're trying their level best not to pull an Elvis. Y'all have GOTTA start taking fiber pills or something
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Everytime someone at work sits in the stall next to me, it sounds like they're trying their level best not to pull an Elvis. Y'all have GOTTA start taking fiber pills or something
I'm so fucking stupid. The dominoes they're talking about in "Good Kid, mAAd City" is NOT pizza
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm so fucking stupid. The dominoes they're talking about in "Good Kid, mAAd City" is NOT pizza