Ai made me look good in a bat suit
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ai made me look good in a bat suit
I’ve written a Marvel movie about a guy who mistakes a pregnancy test for thermometer. It’s called Baby Fever and Thanos is the very horny yet supportive best friend.
August 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ve written a Marvel movie about a guy who mistakes a pregnancy test for thermometer. It’s called Baby Fever and Thanos is the very horny yet supportive best friend.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Happy Belated Birthday! I was wondering if there was any chance that the end credit version of Punkrocker with the orchestral addition towards the end of the song would be made available anywhere? Loved Superman and thank you!
August 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Happy Belated Birthday! I was wondering if there was any chance that the end credit version of Punkrocker with the orchestral addition towards the end of the song would be made available anywhere? Loved Superman and thank you!
Little Miami and Loveland, expect closed road due to VP JD Vance kayaking with his family today
August 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Little Miami and Loveland, expect closed road due to VP JD Vance kayaking with his family today
“The stocks are plummeting? Well I know what to do”
*orders two nuclear subs to go to Russia
-Donald
*orders two nuclear subs to go to Russia
-Donald
August 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“The stocks are plummeting? Well I know what to do”
*orders two nuclear subs to go to Russia
-Donald
*orders two nuclear subs to go to Russia
-Donald
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FUCK HIM UP, IRON SHIEK
July 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
FUCK HIM UP, IRON SHIEK
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“WE GROUND UP THE BONES OF OTHER OREOS TO ADD TO THE CRÈME FILLING OF THESE NEW FULLY LOADED AND VERY HARD CORE OREOS”
- Nabisco
- Nabisco
July 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“WE GROUND UP THE BONES OF OTHER OREOS TO ADD TO THE CRÈME FILLING OF THESE NEW FULLY LOADED AND VERY HARD CORE OREOS”
- Nabisco
- Nabisco
Quite honestly though. Hans didn’t have to make this album such a damn bop, did he? The man lives in a kitchen with how much he’s cooking for real
open.spotify.com/track/27qC3K...
open.spotify.com/track/27qC3K...
F1
Hans Zimmer · F1 The Album (Cinematic Edition) · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
July 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Quite honestly though. Hans didn’t have to make this album such a damn bop, did he? The man lives in a kitchen with how much he’s cooking for real
open.spotify.com/track/27qC3K...
open.spotify.com/track/27qC3K...
Remake Corky Romano but let Martin Scorsese write/direct it starring Leo DiCaprio
July 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Remake Corky Romano but let Martin Scorsese write/direct it starring Leo DiCaprio
It’s not irrational to believe that John Mayer is judging all of our bodies, on the pretense of who has and does not have a body like a wonderland.
July 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s not irrational to believe that John Mayer is judging all of our bodies, on the pretense of who has and does not have a body like a wonderland.
So we’re all in agreement that everything is terrible and we’re all cooked?
July 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
So we’re all in agreement that everything is terrible and we’re all cooked?
Grocery store music should be illegal, you guys
July 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Grocery store music should be illegal, you guys
Can’t wait to debut my improv character “Yes Anderson”. They are quirky and wear 28 length pants
July 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Can’t wait to debut my improv character “Yes Anderson”. They are quirky and wear 28 length pants
Happy Birthday who? Kids names in 2025 are getting wayyyyyy too long ffs
June 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Happy Birthday who? Kids names in 2025 are getting wayyyyyy too long ffs
It’s okay to slow down.
May 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s okay to slow down.
I just watched The Room w/ @jussica.bsky.social last night and I need clarification on where it fits into the marvel cinematic universe thank you 🙏
May 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I just watched The Room w/ @jussica.bsky.social last night and I need clarification on where it fits into the marvel cinematic universe thank you 🙏
I’ll pray for them 🙏
MAGA in meltdown over election of 'anti-Trump' pope
From his posts, the new pontiff is expected to carry on as a counterbalance to Trump, representing 1.4bn Catholics worldwide, including around 53mn in the U.S.
www.dailymail.co.uk
May 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’ll pray for them 🙏
What a terrible photo 🤩
May 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
What a terrible photo 🤩
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Jesus Christ. You can't say "It's contested." You can't say "Agree to disagree." You can't say "Let's move on." You have to say, "Mr. President, that is a lie." If it means he never talks to you again or yells at your boss, THAT'S FINE. What have you lost? More "opportunities" like this one?
This exchange is so very telling.
Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this:
"I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this:
"I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
April 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Jesus Christ. You can't say "It's contested." You can't say "Agree to disagree." You can't say "Let's move on." You have to say, "Mr. President, that is a lie." If it means he never talks to you again or yells at your boss, THAT'S FINE. What have you lost? More "opportunities" like this one?
See you tomorrow, Cincinnati
April 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
See you tomorrow, Cincinnati
This guy is pure havoc
April 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This guy is pure havoc