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RoxyQueen (Charlene)
@roxyqueen.bsky.social
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She/her•GenX•Happy Cynic•Progressive/Leftist (non-negotiable)•Will absolutely have a conversation with your pet
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Okay, I may have been too oblique (again): 😄
Taika Waititi as Blackbeard in “Our Flag Means Death.” It’s a tight shot of him frowning and saying, “Dickfuck, no, it’s not.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Happy birthday! Please enjoy RD’s legs 👀 and my cat, Rhys Darby, between my legs.
Rhys Darby sits in a chair outside. He wears a blue-green shirt and brown leather pants. And orange cat lies on a white blanket.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Ligs earning their keep, I see. (From an IG ad for the upcoming SBS series with Hasselhoff.)

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Rhys Darby on the phone. He’s standing in a kitchen, wearing a dark blue shirt, puffer vest, and shorts, plus a tan flat cap.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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A teeeeeny, tiny little snippet from my WIP, “In Suco Nasali, Veritas:”
Text reading: Jim chuckled. “Shit. Every time I think Stede’s the biggest bitch on this crew, Izzy comes along to slap the tiara off his head.” Izzy winked and blew them a kiss.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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As seen on “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:” Ed absolutely gets these slippers for Stede, and Stede loves them, but gets mad that he can’t find a silver pair for Ed.
A pair of backless slippers made of gold fabric. At the toe of the slippers is fake fur, simulating pubic hair, and a 3-inch penis sewn of the same gold fabric. There are testicles of the same fabric near the bottom of the toe box.
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Everything is Gentlebeard when you’re an OFMD fan, and a bit pervy.

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Two fluffy white cats. One has orange markings and stands upright, back to the camera. The other has black markings and is licking the anus of the standing cat.
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Yes! I decided to name him that because, the night we got him, he jumped onto my butt and latched on. 🤭 I thought, “Oh, I’m gonna love saying stuff like ‘Rhys Darby is an ass man,’ or, ‘Rhys Darby slept between my legs all night.’”
Orange cat sleeping between the legs of a woman in a red nightdress. The cat’s tail is amusingly positioned at her groin.
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Well, if you insist! Rhys Darby “helping” me sew; Sam doing weird neck stuff why?; Daphne lovely on a table; Lily lovely on a pillow.
Orange cat lies atop some fabric on a purple cutting mat. Gray cat with white tummy lies on a brown couch. Black and white cat lies on a brown table. Black cat lies on a blue pillow atop a brown couch.
October 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Ed House of Gems, etc.
Image of a seated man in leather pants. An arrow icon points to his crotch.
October 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A Little Kinktober Validation: although “Rocky Horror Picture Show” is 50 years old, the only member of the youthful* main cast to have shuffled off is the decidedly uncool Meatloaf. Stay freaky, friends.

* Of course, the two older fellows (narrator, Dr. Scott) died a while back.
A still from the movie “Rocky Horror Picture Show.” In the center, Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter wears heavy makeup, a pearl necklace, green surgical gown, and lace gloves. Two red-haired women are in either side of him, wearing surgical masks.
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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This has long nagged at me, because the timing was absolutely incorrect. He birded about his dismissal in *May 2022,* when supporting Palestine was hardly the hot-button topic it became in *October 2023.*
Screenshot of a tweet by actor/comedian Guz Khan, in which he thanks fans for their support, while stating he will not be returning to the hit romcom show “Our Flag Means Death.”
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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If you had to pick an OFMD “Halloween” episode, it’d be “Art of Fuckery,” right?
A man with gray hair and beard wears a black cat costume.
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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🫂 Please enjoy the steps of the Getty museum, queer-ified for an excellent exhibit; and Rhys Darby, very much disrupting my sewing project.
Front steps of the Getty museum in Los Angeles, California: decorated in a rainbow pattern and the words “Celebrate Love.” An orange cat lying on a piece of fabric decorated with peacocks.
September 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Inspired by an older couple I saw languishing in traffic on a motorcycle, a very short Skyfic: Deeply Uncool
Two riders, all in black leather with bright green accents, sharing a black motorcycle with green body accents. The text of the photo reads: Deeply Uncool An OFMD SkyMicroFic
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Jim Buttons
🤝

Biting Fingers
A middle aged Latina woman dressed as a nun, in black habit.
September 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Two people in a photo: a blue-haired woman, and a brown-haired girl whose face has been covered by a sticker.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Took my 13 year old to her first concert (though it was really for me, musician-wise): Pulp at the Hollywood Bowl. She got her first contact high, first encounter with unhoused folks, her first Uber ride, first time walking L.A. in the dark… it all seemed fitting for Pulp’s gritty-glam style.
The band Pulp performs onstage. There is a screen with an orange sky and a fluffy white cloud behind them. There are about eight musicians performing. Jarvis Cocker of Pulp sings onstage. He stands next to a large bass drum.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I hear you! I used to have a household that slept through it; we all have our sleep quirks now, so I can’t do the louder stuff anymore.
I typically use chocolate chips instead of the nuts, due to allergies.
A brownie recipe
September 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I don’t know how many of you play Lil Snack brain games online. Today they leaned into Talk Like a Pirate Day, including a word search with OUR BOYS.

[I’ll grant I was never a huge pirate nerd before this show; still, I’m thinking they’d never have included SB prior to OFMD.]
Screen shot of a word search game called Down Words, from the web site Lil Snack. All of the words are pirate themed. The highlighted words are “Blackbeard” and “Stede Bonnet.”
September 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Nice! My kiddo just had a Hazbin Hotel birthday party. (13) She like HB a little more, but was reluctant to have a theme with a swear word, lest prudish parents not allow their kids to attend. (Also, she asked for the cake to “minimally frosted,” which broke my heart.)
A mantel covered in gold mylar, with Hazbin Hotel stuffies on it. A Hazbin logo sign hangs above the mantel. The side of a pink cake, with a rice paper image of Husk from Hazbin Hotel on the side. The side of a pink cake, with a rice paper image of Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel on the side. The side of a pink cake, with a rice paper image of Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel on the side.
September 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Chai:

2” piece ginger, peeled and sliced into coins
2 cinnamon sticks
2 t. peppercorns
10 cloves
6 cardamom pods

Crush spices w/pestle in large pot (or use flat of knife & cutting board). Add 6 c water, bring to boil. Simmer 10 min.
Remove from heat, add 6 black tea bags, steep 5 min.
Ginger, cinnamon, peppercorns, and cloves in a silver pot. A black marble pestle also rests in the pot.
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Kitten Rhys Darby, giving me some fanfic inspo here, whether I want it or not. 🤭
A blue haired woman and a ginger cat. The cat has his tail on her face, and his bum hole very close to her ear. A blue haired woman and a ginger cat. The cat has his tail on her face, and his bum hole very close to her ear.
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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By a funny coincidence, I call my kitten Rhys Darby “my sweet, perfect angel baby,” so… yes, all Rhys Darbys.
August 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I got soooooo spoiled for my birthday: lobster and OFMD. Sweeeeet. (And kitten Rhys Darby tried to join the meal.)
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I humbly suggest:
Scene from “Our Flag Means Death” of two men looking down.
August 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM