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RoxyQueen (Charlene)
@roxyqueen.bsky.social
She/her•GenX•Happy Cynic•Progressive/Leftist (non-negotiable)•Will absolutely have a conversation with your pet
Ligs earning their keep, I see. (From an IG ad for the upcoming SBS series with Hasselhoff.)

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November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A teeeeeny, tiny little snippet from my WIP, “In Suco Nasali, Veritas:”
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As seen on “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:” Ed absolutely gets these slippers for Stede, and Stede loves them, but gets mad that he can’t find a silver pair for Ed.
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Everything is Gentlebeard when you’re an OFMD fan, and a bit pervy.

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October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Little Kinktober Validation: although “Rocky Horror Picture Show” is 50 years old, the only member of the youthful* main cast to have shuffled off is the decidedly uncool Meatloaf. Stay freaky, friends.

* Of course, the two older fellows (narrator, Dr. Scott) died a while back.
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you had to pick an OFMD “Halloween” episode, it’d be “Art of Fuckery,” right?
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Inspired by an older couple I saw languishing in traffic on a motorcycle, a very short Skyfic: Deeply Uncool
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Jim Buttons
🤝

Biting Fingers
September 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Took my 13 year old to her first concert (though it was really for me, musician-wise): Pulp at the Hollywood Bowl. She got her first contact high, first encounter with unhoused folks, her first Uber ride, first time walking L.A. in the dark… it all seemed fitting for Pulp’s gritty-glam style.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I don’t know how many of you play Lil Snack brain games online. Today they leaned into Talk Like a Pirate Day, including a word search with OUR BOYS.

[I’ll grant I was never a huge pirate nerd before this show; still, I’m thinking they’d never have included SB prior to OFMD.]
September 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Kitten Rhys Darby, giving me some fanfic inspo here, whether I want it or not. 🤭
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I got soooooo spoiled for my birthday: lobster and OFMD. Sweeeeet. (And kitten Rhys Darby tried to join the meal.)
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
First day of middle school (7th grade) for our kiddo. Yesterday, in line at a store, a woman took one look at her and said, “I’ll bet you like musical theater,” then tried to recruit her into amateur productions. I love that there’s a “look” about such kids, and that theater teacher *knew* it. 😄
August 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Stede: “Happy birthday, darling! You know, in my family, we have a tradition that the birthday boy gets spanked, once for every year of his life.”
August 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Stede-coded Tupperware. Color name? Peacock.
August 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Absolutely knows what he’s doing.
August 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Husband put on OFMD S2E8. (😳) I’d just told him whose ass we were staring at, and opened up Insta to find… it’s Alex’ birthday today. What cheeky synchronicity!
August 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We are changing out the bed frame in the guest room, and Rhys Darby just had to be the center of attention, as uzshe.
July 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A lot of medical professionals are diagnosing this as CHF: chronic heart failure.
I’m not a medical professional, though, so I say CHFE: can’t happen fast enough.
July 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If a celebrity septuagenarian with a wild reputation, a reality show, an evocative moniker, and a long history of health issues had to die, why’d it have to be Ozzy?
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
July 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Remember during the Vietnam War, when it was “Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?”

I think any time Deuce appears in public, it should be, “Hey, hey, DJT, how many kids did you rape with Epstein?”

No, I don’t care that it’s an imperfect rhyme.
July 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ed 👏🏼👏🏼 ward 👏🏼👏🏼 Cat👏🏼👏🏼Boi👏🏼👏🏼Teach
June 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Might turn this true story into a quick Ed/Stede AU some time: I hit two grocery stores this afternoon, and, as always, I strive to be polite and keep good vibes rolling. For example, I let a woman jump ahead of me in line because she came back for one item she’d forgotten.
June 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Getting purple first on yesterday’s [6/19] Connections game was a direct result of reading @politestmenace.bsky.social ‘s Parry and Riposte series. 😁
June 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM