Roxy London
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Just seen a Disneyland ad using the You're Dead To Me music. How dare they! @gregjenner.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Just seen a Disneyland ad using the You're Dead To Me music. How dare they! @gregjenner.bsky.social
Nothing to see here, just stroking the sugar from my doughnut off the cat on my lap. #ChildlessCatLady #LivingMyBestLife
October 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Nothing to see here, just stroking the sugar from my doughnut off the cat on my lap. #ChildlessCatLady #LivingMyBestLife
Currently trying to remember if I wiped the particles of sardine paste off the bed before I put the mattress protector on. Living the dream with elderly cats.
July 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Currently trying to remember if I wiped the particles of sardine paste off the bed before I put the mattress protector on. Living the dream with elderly cats.
Reposted by Roxy London
british fan chat
![cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:
[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]
1
TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.
2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.
3
TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.
4
TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,
and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.
5
TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re
thinking, lads:
6
TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?
7
TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...
8
TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh…
TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate
9
TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.
By the time they remember,
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.
10
TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...
11
TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.
12
[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidbpfu2ioghspjcg4xitzv655jzjwp5lgxk5hi3ag7sechgh222ze@jpeg)
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
british fan chat
I suspected the Venn diagram crossover for the voting audience for #eurovision and those who take a political stance on genocide was slim but holy shit.
May 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I suspected the Venn diagram crossover for the voting audience for #eurovision and those who take a political stance on genocide was slim but holy shit.
The UK may not have any points because the verses were a completely different song from the chorus. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The UK may not have any points because the verses were a completely different song from the chorus. #eurovision
Israel fans' faces after Nemo! 😂 #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Israel fans' faces after Nemo! 😂 #eurovision
We had la's and na's now onto ra's #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We had la's and na's now onto ra's #eurovision
Ferrari are Ferrariing again
May 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ferrari are Ferrariing again
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
March 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
A message through the NHS app to tell me to use the NHS app. I'm not the audience for this message.
And no, I've never been able to book an appointment through the app with my GP.
And no, I've never been able to book an appointment through the app with my GP.
March 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A message through the NHS app to tell me to use the NHS app. I'm not the audience for this message.
And no, I've never been able to book an appointment through the app with my GP.
And no, I've never been able to book an appointment through the app with my GP.
Did nobody heed the warning of The Good Life Christmas special. Be more Tom and Barbara.
December 30, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Did nobody heed the warning of The Good Life Christmas special. Be more Tom and Barbara.
Yup, just what I expect from H&M
December 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Yup, just what I expect from H&M
My TV greatly underestimates just how long I can watch the Robot Wars channel. Don't you dare switch of automatically when Carbide's spinning blade is up to its death screaming full speed.
December 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
My TV greatly underestimates just how long I can watch the Robot Wars channel. Don't you dare switch of automatically when Carbide's spinning blade is up to its death screaming full speed.
I might be able to have bit of a guess where it might be. #NotSoSecret
December 8, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I might be able to have bit of a guess where it might be. #NotSoSecret
Well, that me out of whamageddon. Thanks Gold Radio
December 5, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Well, that me out of whamageddon. Thanks Gold Radio
Amazing. But is it enough to make me learn Italian?
A song to remind me of the most useful phrases I have learnt from Italian Duolingo. (Sound up)
November 20, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Amazing. But is it enough to make me learn Italian?
The BBC are just making this too easy now. A #TwiddleMuff? Writes itself.
November 20, 2024 at 8:27 AM
The BBC are just making this too easy now. A #TwiddleMuff? Writes itself.
No Sky broadband and so no TV either, engineer doesn't come til tomorrow.
I might have to go outside.
The horrors persist.
I might have to go outside.
The horrors persist.
November 19, 2024 at 8:55 AM
No Sky broadband and so no TV either, engineer doesn't come til tomorrow.
I might have to go outside.
The horrors persist.
I might have to go outside.
The horrors persist.
November 16, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Sometimes I like not knowing the full story on these, it adds to the amusement but on this occasion I need the whole thing and the court report!
Things have blown up - as you are probably aware - and I am being charged in London on Tuesday.
November 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Sometimes I like not knowing the full story on these, it adds to the amusement but on this occasion I need the whole thing and the court report!
Today's wordle can fuck right off.
Also, I'm the only one still doing wordle aren't I?
Also, I'm the only one still doing wordle aren't I?
November 14, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Today's wordle can fuck right off.
Also, I'm the only one still doing wordle aren't I?
Also, I'm the only one still doing wordle aren't I?
Yes! @emmasouthon.bsky.social is fantastic. Good to have her back again.
Today on #BetwixtTheSheets, I am locking tridents with the inimitable Emma Southon to talk about the sex lives of gladiators.
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shows.acast.com/betwixt-the-...
November 13, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Yes! @emmasouthon.bsky.social is fantastic. Good to have her back again.