The Formula E manufacturers’ title is going to become a joke in a few years because Porsche will go deep into a win streak built primarily on bumrushing in with a zillion Porsche-powered teams so no one else has the numbers to outscore them

“You Can’t Miss” Santino Ferrucci “‘Cause He’s Gonna Win This Time, We Swear!” did not, in fact, win this time

Still didn’t choke as hard as Kyle Larson, though

Santino “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start” Ferrucci DNFing out of a race for the world’s greatest drivers smh

The anchors keep getting lazy and allowing Copilot to spew nonsense for ten minutes at a clip

Don’t worry, I’m going to use a much safer technique (slapping the turkey at such speed that it cooks instantly)

Despite its flaws and the existence of Honoka, DOA6 was the game that taught me to actually play fighting games, so it holds a special place in my heart

Same thing with Bari Weiss. The only people who give two shits about her are the media execs who keep propping her up and shoving her down everyone else’s throats