Connor
@roxconn.bsky.social
“All I wanna do is die,” says the man next to me, and I wonder if he’s ever had a life
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I like this better when it happens to Ayao Komatsu
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I like this better when it happens to Ayao Komatsu
Me to the inside of the Tesla I was forced to rent because they had nothing else on the lot
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me to the inside of the Tesla I was forced to rent because they had nothing else on the lot
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
She smiles and says “I will always love you.”
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
She smiles and says “I will always love you.”
He wants his name to be Spaghetti
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
He wants his name to be Spaghetti
![[inarticulate Italian noises]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nkrma2qsuqcdxksvre2c6xvf/bafkreifhters5jipnsszchfvlge5cwrc4fbde5drknxcliqsc5snxsm2ze@jpeg)
>Halo Infinite
>look inside
>finite
>look inside
>finite
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
>Halo Infinite
>look inside
>finite
>look inside
>finite
Got another racing classic for you
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Got another racing classic for you
Linguistic prescriptivism entering my body whenever someone says “nucular”
October 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Linguistic prescriptivism entering my body whenever someone says “nucular”
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
This guy in the ‘60s, for some reason:
Nobody at all:
This guy in the ‘60s, for some reason:
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
This guy in the ‘60s, for some reason:
Nobody at all:
This guy in the ‘60s, for some reason:
“You should use ChatGPT to—“
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“You should use ChatGPT to—“
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU CLAIMED HIM
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU CLAIMED HIM
The “New York” (filthy liars who won’t admit they’re from New Jersey) Giants
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The “New York” (filthy liars who won’t admit they’re from New Jersey) Giants