Kerry
@roxannelawin.bsky.social
Now, how many characters do we have over here? One day I thought I was descended from a T-Rex because of my powerful jaws. She/Her. Tons of characters, apparently. #Spoonie #Disabled
Why’s there an IUD on my window?
July 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why’s there an IUD on my window?
Oh shit! A baby Daniel Kaluuya
July 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh shit! A baby Daniel Kaluuya
I’m trying to make the most useful tactical utilitarian survival body strap go bag. My phone goes on that clip on the bottom. I’ve got lighters, I’ve got pens (three, black, blue and green, the three genders), I’ve got a tactical torch. This is only the beginning.
July 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m trying to make the most useful tactical utilitarian survival body strap go bag. My phone goes on that clip on the bottom. I’ve got lighters, I’ve got pens (three, black, blue and green, the three genders), I’ve got a tactical torch. This is only the beginning.
Y’know when you take your bra off and take stock of what you’ve been stashing in there all day? Today’s treasure is a dollar sign fidget spinner I found on morrissons car park. 15 years ago it was cash + lighters + afterparty supplies
June 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Y’know when you take your bra off and take stock of what you’ve been stashing in there all day? Today’s treasure is a dollar sign fidget spinner I found on morrissons car park. 15 years ago it was cash + lighters + afterparty supplies
Do you think Trump was expecting Sydney Sweeney to come and sing Hapoy Birthday mr pwesidehhhhnt to him at his big beautiful gathering of family and friends, standing on a tank, and then kick-flip it?
June 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Do you think Trump was expecting Sydney Sweeney to come and sing Hapoy Birthday mr pwesidehhhhnt to him at his big beautiful gathering of family and friends, standing on a tank, and then kick-flip it?
Sometimes miss the Black Country. Mostly I don’t.
June 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sometimes miss the Black Country. Mostly I don’t.
He got the cravat of shame for trying to steal my secret snack. Mother I must dairylea lest I wither
May 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
He got the cravat of shame for trying to steal my secret snack. Mother I must dairylea lest I wither
I honestly don’t know what I expected, looking at the lyrics tab
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I honestly don’t know what I expected, looking at the lyrics tab
When I manage to turn all the screens off and try to sleep
March 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When I manage to turn all the screens off and try to sleep
I only looked it up because I saw this and went full out of body for like 3 minutes. What? And again I stress: What?
February 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I only looked it up because I saw this and went full out of body for like 3 minutes. What? And again I stress: What?
DO YOU FUUUUCKING THINK OH THAAANNNKKKK GOD FOR AI HERE WITH THE INVALUABLE INFO
February 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
DO YOU FUUUUCKING THINK OH THAAANNNKKKK GOD FOR AI HERE WITH THE INVALUABLE INFO
What the fuck kind of delivery window is that? I could probably get a baby quicker. I don’t want one. But I could get one
February 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What the fuck kind of delivery window is that? I could probably get a baby quicker. I don’t want one. But I could get one
You ever clean up so hard you find a pop-tart in an iPhone box? Personal best
February 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You ever clean up so hard you find a pop-tart in an iPhone box? Personal best
The Pocket Treasures have gone downhill fast; today’s finding was a bit of stale cheese pretzel. I haven’t had them since Tuesday I think so that’s nice and peak sluttish behaviour (medieval-18th c definition)
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Pocket Treasures have gone downhill fast; today’s finding was a bit of stale cheese pretzel. I haven’t had them since Tuesday I think so that’s nice and peak sluttish behaviour (medieval-18th c definition)
I’ve had black cats my entire life, so I’m well versed in the Talking To The Cat On The Bed But It Turns Out To Be A Cardi Or A Pillow Or The Void pantomime, but in the fortnight since Dream Boots (part B) have been in the house, it’s twice a day, every day, minimum
January 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve had black cats my entire life, so I’m well versed in the Talking To The Cat On The Bed But It Turns Out To Be A Cardi Or A Pillow Or The Void pantomime, but in the fortnight since Dream Boots (part B) have been in the house, it’s twice a day, every day, minimum
I can finally relate to those people who put an old coat on and find a fiver in the pocket cause I found a cheesestring in mine. I do not have kids
January 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I can finally relate to those people who put an old coat on and find a fiver in the pocket cause I found a cheesestring in mine. I do not have kids
As if ‘denouncing Nazism’ is a hot take in 2025
January 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
As if ‘denouncing Nazism’ is a hot take in 2025
Walsall. Poundland’s listed in Walsall, West Midlands, not Warsaw, the fucking capital of Poland you two-cell pond dwelling organisms
January 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Walsall. Poundland’s listed in Walsall, West Midlands, not Warsaw, the fucking capital of Poland you two-cell pond dwelling organisms
We can’t let them take the gen z kids off TikTok, they’re the only thing that makes my tin heart laugh in these our species’ dying days
January 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We can’t let them take the gen z kids off TikTok, they’re the only thing that makes my tin heart laugh in these our species’ dying days
Me: “I’m not that high”
Tab open:
Tab open:
January 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Me: “I’m not that high”
Tab open:
Tab open:
Happy Christmas I love you x
December 25, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Happy Christmas I love you x
That’s not my parents house btw. We’re staying at a tiny little cottage in the countryside up the side of a hill. They live in Wolverhampton not in a cottage
December 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
That’s not my parents house btw. We’re staying at a tiny little cottage in the countryside up the side of a hill. They live in Wolverhampton not in a cottage
I’ve taken over from my dad as Best Fire Man, and he hasn’t spoken for like 15 mins and he’s not even on his iPad just staring out a dark window happy Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I’ve taken over from my dad as Best Fire Man, and he hasn’t spoken for like 15 mins and he’s not even on his iPad just staring out a dark window happy Christmas
I’m not In The Fold until tomorrow and I’m so excited. I’ve just received this with a picture of a child I don’t know.
December 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I’m not In The Fold until tomorrow and I’m so excited. I’ve just received this with a picture of a child I don’t know.