Kerry
@roxannelawin.bsky.social
Now, how many characters do we have over here? One day I thought I was descended from a T-Rex because of my powerful jaws. She/Her. Tons of characters, apparently. #Spoonie #Disabled
The republicans new distraction campaign: DEMOCRATS ARE USING FLYING IUDS TO FLY IN YOUR HOUSE AND UP YOUR FANNY TO STERILISE YOU AND CAUSE A POPULATION COLLAPSE
July 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The republicans new distraction campaign: DEMOCRATS ARE USING FLYING IUDS TO FLY IN YOUR HOUSE AND UP YOUR FANNY TO STERILISE YOU AND CAUSE A POPULATION COLLAPSE
Why’s there an IUD on my window?
July 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why’s there an IUD on my window?
Is this so they can tax 16yr olds, though?
me: fuck keir starmer
keir starmer: if you work, then you ought to be able to vote
me: ok keir starmer
keir starmer: if you pay tax then you ought to be able to vote
me: ok keir starmer
keir starmer: if you serve in your armed forces then you ought to be able to vote
me: wtf keir starmer
keir starmer: if you work, then you ought to be able to vote
me: ok keir starmer
keir starmer: if you pay tax then you ought to be able to vote
me: ok keir starmer
keir starmer: if you serve in your armed forces then you ought to be able to vote
me: wtf keir starmer
16-year-olds to be given vote at next election in landmark change
Change will allow an extra 1.5 million teenagers to vote in biggest overhaul to electorate in more than half a century
www.the-independent.com
July 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is this so they can tax 16yr olds, though?
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I still think babies are ideal voters as they're entirely vibes based and whoever's photo they smile at wins it's literally so easy
October 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I still think babies are ideal voters as they're entirely vibes based and whoever's photo they smile at wins it's literally so easy
I’m watching Harry & Paul, which I missed the first time round, and every single sketch is about social class in Britain. Why aren’t we devouring this, using our wheat-plastic antifa membership cards as terrible spoons?
July 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m watching Harry & Paul, which I missed the first time round, and every single sketch is about social class in Britain. Why aren’t we devouring this, using our wheat-plastic antifa membership cards as terrible spoons?
I’m trying to make the most useful tactical utilitarian survival body strap go bag. My phone goes on that clip on the bottom. I’ve got lighters, I’ve got pens (three, black, blue and green, the three genders), I’ve got a tactical torch. This is only the beginning.
July 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m trying to make the most useful tactical utilitarian survival body strap go bag. My phone goes on that clip on the bottom. I’ve got lighters, I’ve got pens (three, black, blue and green, the three genders), I’ve got a tactical torch. This is only the beginning.
The worst part of watching love island with headphones on is the kissing. Sounds like the ghost of a salmon being ‘milked’ right behind my ear. The best part is hearing the little, non-comittal ˡᵉᵗ’ˢ ᵍᵒs from Connor, under his breath every time he gets to do something like a house-trained dog
July 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The worst part of watching love island with headphones on is the kissing. Sounds like the ghost of a salmon being ‘milked’ right behind my ear. The best part is hearing the little, non-comittal ˡᵉᵗ’ˢ ᵍᵒs from Connor, under his breath every time he gets to do something like a house-trained dog
Where did #FollowFriday go? Ranking my friends is how I know I’m alive. Recommend me some good interesting funny folk to follow cause atm my feed is kinda bumming me out (not you guys. I just seem to be following a lot of American politics and I’m just trying to enjoy what time we’ve got left, eh?)
June 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Where did #FollowFriday go? Ranking my friends is how I know I’m alive. Recommend me some good interesting funny folk to follow cause atm my feed is kinda bumming me out (not you guys. I just seem to be following a lot of American politics and I’m just trying to enjoy what time we’ve got left, eh?)
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i love a feel-good story
June 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i love a feel-good story
Remember in 2011 when we had all been convinced that Google+ was gonna be *the* place to be and hang out. We spent three days setting up our profiles, then exactly 24hrs on it before fucking off back to Twitter. That was so damn smart of them; we did 3 days of personal data input for them for free
June 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Remember in 2011 when we had all been convinced that Google+ was gonna be *the* place to be and hang out. We spent three days setting up our profiles, then exactly 24hrs on it before fucking off back to Twitter. That was so damn smart of them; we did 3 days of personal data input for them for free
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Hope I’ve nipped tonight’s ear worm in the bud by watching this all the way through asap. Imagine all the cool shit I could’ve been remembering, if I hadn’t had to have had (‘hadn’t had to have had’? yes?) this filed away up there, taking up valuable filing cabinet space
Hope I’ve nipped tonight’s ear worm in the bud by watching this all the way through asap. Imagine all the cool shit I could’ve been remembering, if I hadn’t had to have had (‘hadn’t had to have had’? yes?) this filed away up there, taking up valuable filing cabinet space
Education Connection Commercial Jingle
YouTube video by Anthony Falcone
youtube.com
June 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5...
Hope I’ve nipped tonight’s ear worm in the bud by watching this all the way through asap. Imagine all the cool shit I could’ve been remembering, if I hadn’t had to have had (‘hadn’t had to have had’? yes?) this filed away up there, taking up valuable filing cabinet space
Hope I’ve nipped tonight’s ear worm in the bud by watching this all the way through asap. Imagine all the cool shit I could’ve been remembering, if I hadn’t had to have had (‘hadn’t had to have had’? yes?) this filed away up there, taking up valuable filing cabinet space
Oh wait, this is the exact colour I want my hair, anybody got any recommendations? It’s less neon irl, and though I’m not averse to neon, I’m just coming off two neons back to back, and fancy a change, so more shrek green than brat green
Y’know when you take your bra off and take stock of what you’ve been stashing in there all day? Today’s treasure is a dollar sign fidget spinner I found on morrissons car park. 15 years ago it was cash + lighters + afterparty supplies
June 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh wait, this is the exact colour I want my hair, anybody got any recommendations? It’s less neon irl, and though I’m not averse to neon, I’m just coming off two neons back to back, and fancy a change, so more shrek green than brat green
Y’know when you take your bra off and take stock of what you’ve been stashing in there all day? Today’s treasure is a dollar sign fidget spinner I found on morrissons car park. 15 years ago it was cash + lighters + afterparty supplies
June 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Y’know when you take your bra off and take stock of what you’ve been stashing in there all day? Today’s treasure is a dollar sign fidget spinner I found on morrissons car park. 15 years ago it was cash + lighters + afterparty supplies
Don’t you hate when you laugh and accidentally spit some rice down your vape? How did you get it out?
June 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Don’t you hate when you laugh and accidentally spit some rice down your vape? How did you get it out?
Remember when we had a going out cardigan? What a fuckig mess
June 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Remember when we had a going out cardigan? What a fuckig mess
Do you think Trump was expecting Sydney Sweeney to come and sing Hapoy Birthday mr pwesidehhhhnt to him at his big beautiful gathering of family and friends, standing on a tank, and then kick-flip it?
June 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Do you think Trump was expecting Sydney Sweeney to come and sing Hapoy Birthday mr pwesidehhhhnt to him at his big beautiful gathering of family and friends, standing on a tank, and then kick-flip it?
Sometimes miss the Black Country. Mostly I don’t.
June 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sometimes miss the Black Country. Mostly I don’t.
He got the cravat of shame for trying to steal my secret snack. Mother I must dairylea lest I wither
May 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
He got the cravat of shame for trying to steal my secret snack. Mother I must dairylea lest I wither
Any adult man over the age of 25 with a ‘sworn enemy’ is wrapped up in one of the big red flags they get out at dictatorships big flag dancing events
May 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Any adult man over the age of 25 with a ‘sworn enemy’ is wrapped up in one of the big red flags they get out at dictatorships big flag dancing events
I’m sticking with it because of the costumes, (NOT HAIR), and/or because I’m ovulating
So good news: you don’t need to watch season 3 of poldark if you’ve previously seen any episode of chucklevision
May 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m sticking with it because of the costumes, (NOT HAIR), and/or because I’m ovulating
So good news: you don’t need to watch season 3 of poldark if you’ve previously seen any episode of chucklevision
May 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So good news: you don’t need to watch season 3 of poldark if you’ve previously seen any episode of chucklevision
I honestly don’t know what I expected, looking at the lyrics tab
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I honestly don’t know what I expected, looking at the lyrics tab
‘My hummus is too spicy’ is the whitest problem I’ve ever have had in my life. Maybe anyone’s life?
April 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
‘My hummus is too spicy’ is the whitest problem I’ve ever have had in my life. Maybe anyone’s life?
When I manage to turn all the screens off and try to sleep
March 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When I manage to turn all the screens off and try to sleep
Dentists receptionists:
What the fuck kind of delivery window is that? I could probably get a baby quicker. I don’t want one. But I could get one
March 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dentists receptionists: