Jo Rozycki
@rowzikee.bsky.social
Ad strategist, amateur human person. they/them/cowboy.
Is this the Marlins’ first ball game they’ve ever played or???? Because oh my god this defense is remarkably horrible.
April 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Is this the Marlins’ first ball game they’ve ever played or???? Because oh my god this defense is remarkably horrible.
My office is playing Green Day deep cuts. It's a good day.
April 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My office is playing Green Day deep cuts. It's a good day.
It's a great day to be a Mets fan.
April 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's a great day to be a Mets fan.
Going on three years of being a plant parent and I’ve been too scared to replant or cultivate anything that I’ve grown.
Finally repotted two plants that have desperately needed them. And now, we wait.
Finally repotted two plants that have desperately needed them. And now, we wait.
March 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Going on three years of being a plant parent and I’ve been too scared to replant or cultivate anything that I’ve grown.
Finally repotted two plants that have desperately needed them. And now, we wait.
Finally repotted two plants that have desperately needed them. And now, we wait.
Happy Opening Day!!! ⚾️🌭
March 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Happy Opening Day!!! ⚾️🌭
She wears cornstarch. I wear tshirts.
March 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She wears cornstarch. I wear tshirts.
I just fucking love using my nerdy little brain to do deep research for new business pitches, especially on categories I have significant interest in
a cartoon character with a beard is running on a beach holding a cane .
ALT: a cartoon character with a beard is running on a beach holding a cane .
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I just fucking love using my nerdy little brain to do deep research for new business pitches, especially on categories I have significant interest in
I just had a lady stop me on the street and point to Dolly and say "you just have the happiest dog I've ever seen." 🥹
March 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I just had a lady stop me on the street and point to Dolly and say "you just have the happiest dog I've ever seen." 🥹
Remembered I have free will and that I'm not chained to my desk so I'm now working on the couch.
🤪Crazy🤪 things happening
🤪Crazy🤪 things happening
March 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Remembered I have free will and that I'm not chained to my desk so I'm now working on the couch.
🤪Crazy🤪 things happening
🤪Crazy🤪 things happening
Finally watching Survivor for the first time.
First take: I cannot stand the way Jeff yells “c’mon in guys” at the beginning of every challenge. Super cringe, gives me the ick. No, I will not elaborate.
First take: I cannot stand the way Jeff yells “c’mon in guys” at the beginning of every challenge. Super cringe, gives me the ick. No, I will not elaborate.
March 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Finally watching Survivor for the first time.
First take: I cannot stand the way Jeff yells “c’mon in guys” at the beginning of every challenge. Super cringe, gives me the ick. No, I will not elaborate.
First take: I cannot stand the way Jeff yells “c’mon in guys” at the beginning of every challenge. Super cringe, gives me the ick. No, I will not elaborate.
TIL why Red Bull had to change its slogan to "it gives you wiiiiings"
February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
TIL why Red Bull had to change its slogan to "it gives you wiiiiings"
Great news, folks: I’m no longer depressed because the weather is now above 50°! Crisis averted!
February 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Great news, folks: I’m no longer depressed because the weather is now above 50°! Crisis averted!
The weather in NYC is finally above 40 degrees and I finally have the will to live.
February 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The weather in NYC is finally above 40 degrees and I finally have the will to live.
I saw a Tesla pull up on the street with an absolutely destroyed passenger door and my first thought was "lol nice."
February 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I saw a Tesla pull up on the street with an absolutely destroyed passenger door and my first thought was "lol nice."
Just saw someone on Fishbowl refer to "coming out of the closet, but the age closet" and I simply want to launch myself into the sun.
February 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just saw someone on Fishbowl refer to "coming out of the closet, but the age closet" and I simply want to launch myself into the sun.
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There are many mysteries and ambiguities in life but the nature of this gesture is not among them. It's a Nazi salute.
February 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There are many mysteries and ambiguities in life but the nature of this gesture is not among them. It's a Nazi salute.
This season of The Traitors is the worst. Seasons 1 and 2 were far better.
February 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This season of The Traitors is the worst. Seasons 1 and 2 were far better.
To quote my account lead, this is MapQuests’s big swing to get back on the map 👏😏
Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
Gulf Map Generator - MapQuest
Explore and customize your own Gulf region map with our interactive map tool.
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
To quote my account lead, this is MapQuests’s big swing to get back on the map 👏😏
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Thinking a lot about Matthew Shepard today.
February 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thinking a lot about Matthew Shepard today.
A small win: didn’t have to carry my 80lb dog into the vet because she’s a scaredy cat 🙌
February 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
A small win: didn’t have to carry my 80lb dog into the vet because she’s a scaredy cat 🙌
IS IT BASEBALL SEASON YET
February 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
IS IT BASEBALL SEASON YET
Working on a women's health brand has grown my bravery in searching "vaginal dryness" on my work computer at the office. (Yes, I promise it's for brand research purposes)
February 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Working on a women's health brand has grown my bravery in searching "vaginal dryness" on my work computer at the office. (Yes, I promise it's for brand research purposes)
No one wished me a happy President's Day yesterday, after serving two terms as co-president of my high school's GSA. All of you are fake friends.
February 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
No one wished me a happy President's Day yesterday, after serving two terms as co-president of my high school's GSA. All of you are fake friends.