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the ozempic ornament isnt real it cant hurt you
the ozempic ornament
photo from an ornament ordering catalogue with a 'weight loss injection pen' ornament
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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been thinking about this all day
joe exotic the tiger king on instagram saying that all the guys in prison are listening to hilary duffs new single. her husband replies with 'thanks uncle Joe'
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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its tapioca time!
gargoyle gecko on a branch in an enclosure
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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r/shittymoviedetails: In Arrival (2016), Jeremy Renner trjes talking with aliens instead of threatening them. This is a reference to the movie being a work of fiction
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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i think one of the high schoolers who works in my building has this as a bumper sticker. the kids are alright
viper's hit classic "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack"
November 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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local faggot spotted outdoors, more at 6
me (brown hair white boy w glasses) holding a frozen apple cider w my head on my censored partners shoulder me at alice in wonderland photobooth thingy "drinking tea" with my pinky up like an ass
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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tapioca has been upgraded to his big home
a large planted enclosure with wooden branches across tapioca the gargoylegecko on his backdrop with some wood some plants i have in the bottom of my tank
August 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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yesterday i bought an alocasia bambino and i cant wait til she tortures me and herself to death 💜💜💜 ill do my best girlie but ur fucking fussy
a beautiful alocasia bambino leaf with some of my other plants in the background. the leaf is narrow and dark green with white veins running across it.
August 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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the way i was That Bitch in like. middle school
me in red lipstick and too big top hat petting an alpaca at a petting zoo. im like 13 me as a young teen gazing out the window, bleached tips and 20000 bracelets
August 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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just a fag and his hag
me, brown haired white boy, in a light pink tank top and black glasses. im holding my cat in her favorite position, which is Standing Over My Shoulder Somehow. she is looking towards the camera.
August 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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the way this shirt would cure me
screenshot from a youtube short. a man is wearing a yellow shirt reading "i am a low budget weirdo with dangerous tools and weaponized autism"
August 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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big day for tapioca
tapioca the gargoyle gecko peeking his head out of a cork bark round tapioca hanging from the screen at the top of his enclosure first time handling tapioca :) hes on a towel and my hands are around him. he was skittish and peed on me a little but i think it went well
August 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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tapioca update
im constantly convinced i have killed him/am causing his death one way or another but hes just shy still :)
tapioca the gargoyle gecko hanging facedown from his cork bark tapi facing the camera and smizing
August 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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anyway heres my baby his name is tapioca hes 7ish months old i would do anything for him
a 12x12x18 planted vivarium with ivy, callista repens, dracaena, and mini monstera, a coconut hide, a magnetic mushroom ledge, and big pieces of cork bark. tapioca is at the top tapioca, a black and white striped gargoyle gecko. he is sort of a pale creamy tan/white with brown accents and black stripes. his head is big tapioca smiling for the camera on his cork bark
July 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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well
wendlet but covered in dirt.
July 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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baby went on too many adventures
me giving a frog squishmallow with the eyes pushed in a bath in a sink. she has suds on her face.
July 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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"gay bob dylan isnt real he cant hurt you"
gay bob dylan:
cheapster by spiritualized
July 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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incredible thrifting find
a shadowhunters tv premiere poster
July 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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yippee
new rectangular isopod enclosure, with some plants and some yellow sticky traps on the sides
July 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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youtube short pulled up w comments person 1: Ok i understand that gays at anime are cool and stuff.. but wheres my fun facts about dragon ball! person 2: It's pride month dude person 1: oh yeah forgetted
June 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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friends dog is a small black bear who thinks shes a chihuahua...
me petting a massive black newfoundland dog. she has her tongue lolled out slightly holding turas (dog) paw. its as big as my hand. she looks very happy turas giant feet on my leg. she does this if u stop paying attention to her
June 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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the turtles have been out and about lately
painted turtle hiding from me befire i carried it across the road big ass snapping turtle on some gravel on the side of the road. thankfully it was headed away from the road but i was ready to carry him if need be. hard to see, 2 small painted turtles together in clear shallow water. theres a few sunfish below them and the reflection of a tree off to the side
June 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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photo overlooking water with lots of greenery, in the back there is an electrical post and even further back is an old square smokestack from a mill building the curve of a narrow river, you can see both ends of the banks overtaken with plants. the reflection of the trees is in the water a swampy hiding spot in a forest, with clear water but lots of algae under the surface of the water
June 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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im an adult
pokemon sword, my character at a desk with an npc saying "you look sharp as a pin. and that 420 there.. that really is the number for you!"
June 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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wild isopod spotted ... hope ur doin good w just the one antenna
a small brown and tan isopod with one antenna sitting in my hand with a little dirt/dead leaf
June 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM