rowan kaiser
rowan.monster
rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme

one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social

current video game consultant

🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
*nodding* Orbs are now on mobile.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
got my level checked and clearly I'm succeeding at medical transition
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"he's very sad and angry"
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
having a heart condition is a lot like a paradox game,
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
yesterday while discussing a problem with my sheets I drew a map of my bedroom that included cat sleeping marks (percy is orange and dinah is grey)
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Okay I take back everything vaguely positive I said about her, she was so deep into Russia shit she blamed them for Ferguson and Black Lives Matter.
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
in ADDITION to that it was also from the area of the desk that A CERTAIN TUXEDO CAT likes to walk over and behind all the time
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Pukey mcbarfbreath is now really sad and insecure and really wants to be as close to my face as possible
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
NOBODY
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ever had a panda bear crawl into your arms
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
okay so the thing here is not that the problem is people not "getting" science fiction, but that the literal, overt themes of a story are not the things that cause people to change their behavior
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@mbcnotnbc.bsky.social hey MB, I was just reading some squirrel girl and I came across a bit that might help you in understanding some deep marvel lore, i hope it helps
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Percy is helping
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
while Ross Douthat is in the news today for hating women, let's all remember the time he really, really hated a woman for the crime of "being attracted to Ross Douthat" so much that he called her a "chunky Reese Witherspoon"
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
He splat
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
First I have to be allowed to leave the bed
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
when u've conquered the bonnet
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
also
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM