@row-crow.bsky.social
I'm bad with computers, hate talking on the phone, and generally don't like people. So naturally, I got a job where I use a computer, and talk on the phone to people.
Make a shocked Pikachu face. Hold it. Now curl your nose like you're making a pig face. Your upper lip should curl up too, kinda like a horse, and should almost cover your nostrils. Hold it for few seconds. Presto! You look like an idiot! But at least you don't have hiccups. If you do, let me know.
January 20, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Make a shocked Pikachu face. Hold it. Now curl your nose like you're making a pig face. Your upper lip should curl up too, kinda like a horse, and should almost cover your nostrils. Hold it for few seconds. Presto! You look like an idiot! But at least you don't have hiccups. If you do, let me know.
When the world is so topsy turvy, you don't immediately recognize parody when you see it.
January 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
When the world is so topsy turvy, you don't immediately recognize parody when you see it.
I can't even fit that thing in my 3 bedroom house.
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I can't even fit that thing in my 3 bedroom house.
Anyone who does this for real is my new best friend.
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Anyone who does this for real is my new best friend.