I've seen a lot of people who are like "whenever I see someone clowning in my replies I creep their blog and I always find some bad opinion that justifies blocking them", and I'm like, no, you absolutely did not need to do that. Being annoying in your replies is justification enough.

I think it's the garage that was built in 1998. The house was built in 1870.

In my case, it was on my 8th grade homeroom silent reading shelf!

They'll refuse to pay on the grounds that you should have had that vaccine you couldn't get.

Well, shoot, now I need a membership on general principles and the closest one is across the river in New Jersey!

I've never tried this, but is there perhaps a setting for "mute notifications when out of office messages are being sent?" Seems like that _would_ be a good feature.

Everyone begins to get a glow!

Scotti along to help Jim KirK get stuck in a convenient mcguffin to help him interact with the TNG crew, before retiring and getting off to have his own mcguffin to help him interact with the TNG crew. Meanwhile Bones and Spock are like, “fuck it, we’ll just not die of old age. No mcguffin needed”

One of mine was terrified of the tree and hid behind the couch the entire time it was up. Tree came down in a hurry the morning of the 26th when cat decided he couldn't even skirt the corner of the tree room to get to the litter box.

If you plan ahead, you can shoot a drumstick to turn it into a whole turkey!

We're only 3 and at home this year, so I broke down the bird, did the Serious Eats "porchetta" with the breasts, will deep fry the wings (for wing-loving, turkey-disliking teen) and bake the legs over the stuffing. Might have to steal the waterbath idea!