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@rottenfruitbat.bsky.social
I like board games and books and my cat.
Dallas, TX.
Dallas, TX.
No one has given me any work at my new job and I am getting nervous!
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
No one has given me any work at my new job and I am getting nervous!
I don’t know exactly when it happened but I am deeply obsessed with Veep
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don’t know exactly when it happened but I am deeply obsessed with Veep
I try to avoid celebrity podcasts but Amy Poelher and Ina Garten might heal me
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I try to avoid celebrity podcasts but Amy Poelher and Ina Garten might heal me
Have learned too much about how pink lady apples are trademarked and it's a big corporation with breeder's rights and now I feel like everything is a conspiracy
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Have learned too much about how pink lady apples are trademarked and it's a big corporation with breeder's rights and now I feel like everything is a conspiracy
Mendocino Farms you will always be famous to me
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Mendocino Farms you will always be famous to me
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Wicked Director Jon M. Chu ruveals that he has executed Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Wicked Director Jon M. Chu ruveals that he has executed Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande
Deeply stoned and watching Our Town this is going to ruin me
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Deeply stoned and watching Our Town this is going to ruin me
The christmas season should be limited to a single week and I will die on this hill
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The christmas season should be limited to a single week and I will die on this hill
I think it’s unfair that so many people survive being cancelled and yet Paula Deen remains cancelled
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it’s unfair that so many people survive being cancelled and yet Paula Deen remains cancelled
Remembering the time I set a monologue from “The Lion in Winter” to music for a college composition class lol.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Remembering the time I set a monologue from “The Lion in Winter” to music for a college composition class lol.
Praying this thunderstorm knocks out the power at work
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Praying this thunderstorm knocks out the power at work
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
Running late to work because I want to (and tomorrow is my last day anyway)
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Running late to work because I want to (and tomorrow is my last day anyway)
Judge Smith starting his dissent with a quote from All About Eve is camp (straights should not be allowed to quote Margo Channing!)
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Judge Smith starting his dissent with a quote from All About Eve is camp (straights should not be allowed to quote Margo Channing!)
Sometimes while sitting at work I miss my cat
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sometimes while sitting at work I miss my cat
I can’t look away from Olivia Nuzzi News.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I can’t look away from Olivia Nuzzi News.
I just wanna see David Archuleta’s b-hole is that too much to ask
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just wanna see David Archuleta’s b-hole is that too much to ask
Went with my nephews to see a production of “Elf: the musical Jr.” and one nephew was ENRAPTURED. He was so focused. It was so pure. Afterwards, he said “I’m going to do theatre.”
I teared up. There’s a chance we become a theatrical family.
I teared up. There’s a chance we become a theatrical family.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Went with my nephews to see a production of “Elf: the musical Jr.” and one nephew was ENRAPTURED. He was so focused. It was so pure. Afterwards, he said “I’m going to do theatre.”
I teared up. There’s a chance we become a theatrical family.
I teared up. There’s a chance we become a theatrical family.
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hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
hi i read three of the words in your poste and guessed the rest from there because thats how i was taught to read. thsi is your problem now btw
Considering taking the Baja blast pie to Friendsgiving
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Considering taking the Baja blast pie to Friendsgiving
Remember when Nuzzi profiled Milo Yiannopoulos and gave him way too much grace
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Remember when Nuzzi profiled Milo Yiannopoulos and gave him way too much grace
Aaron Copland’s Quiet City you are that work of art
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Aaron Copland’s Quiet City you are that work of art
I can’t look directly at a LinkedIn post the whole website burns my eyes
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I can’t look directly at a LinkedIn post the whole website burns my eyes
Seeing everyone bemoan the ai slop in the arts, but maybe everyone will understand the importance of supporting local artists and friends making art (even when it’s bad)
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Seeing everyone bemoan the ai slop in the arts, but maybe everyone will understand the importance of supporting local artists and friends making art (even when it’s bad)