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herein i propose a presidential fitness test, a televised gauntlet conducted right before the first presidential debate
the candidate must do the following on stage and in sequence:
1. install updates on a laptop
2. pack an overnight suitcase
3. brush a dog’s teeth
4. air fry a frozen burrito
the candidate must do the following on stage and in sequence:
1. install updates on a laptop
2. pack an overnight suitcase
3. brush a dog’s teeth
4. air fry a frozen burrito
i'll say this about trump: i don't think he could operate an air fryer and it'd be very funny to watch him try
June 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
herein i propose a presidential fitness test, a televised gauntlet conducted right before the first presidential debate
the candidate must do the following on stage and in sequence:
1. install updates on a laptop
2. pack an overnight suitcase
3. brush a dog’s teeth
4. air fry a frozen burrito
the candidate must do the following on stage and in sequence:
1. install updates on a laptop
2. pack an overnight suitcase
3. brush a dog’s teeth
4. air fry a frozen burrito
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These pieces are written by the dinosaurs who said “that’s just a rock, not anything to worry about”
June 14, 2023 at 7:22 PM
These pieces are written by the dinosaurs who said “that’s just a rock, not anything to worry about”