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Can can be grandma when clearly baby
A brown tabby with beautiful round eyes in a wicker basket
August 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Fun fact: there’s no top shortage in cat society
A picture of a bunch of adoptable cats with various description that all include “dom”
July 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I did in fact eat all eight mini shrimp bao
A meme about eating so many bao
July 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I said more to come and I meant it. Which Pedro Pascal are you today.
June 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Coworker: How are you doing today?
Me: Oh just living the dream!
My Apple Music:
It’s Bo Burnham’s eyes in “All Eyes on Me.” You know. The depression song.
June 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I have three versions now. More to come, I’m sure. (kill me)
A mood chart of various Nicolas Cages. They’re all screaming. A mood chart of Tobias Fünke. None of them are happy. A mood chart of images that I found by Googling “stressed meme template”.
June 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Therapist, after describing my mood for 25 minutes: “It sounds like you’re in a depressive episode.”

Me:
So many stressful pictures in one collage. Two are of Pearl. Two are of Nic Cage. That should say it all.
June 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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My mother: “The car accident I was in while I was pregnant with you wasn’t as scary as when I almost miscarried you. I just know you were meant to be here.”

Me:
Michael Scott stressed out because reasons.
May 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Saw this sign today and my brain auto piloted here. I’m inherently broken.
A street sign that reads “All walk offs subject to impound.” A still from Zoolander of David Bowie explaining the rules of a “walk off”
May 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Absolute babe, Jessica Walters, in “Arrested Development” saying “Good for her” in relation to a news story in which a mother releases her emergency brake and rolls into a lake saying she “just can’t take it anymore”.
May 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I have never looked at a human being and thought of Gomez Adams’ pronouncements of love. My cat however- “I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss”.
A cat laying as a bread loaf on the stairs. She looks up at the viewer, feigning affection and love, but really just wanting more wet food.
May 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Sorry my brain is made of fiber glass
A badly shopped picture of Leo DiCaprio strutting wearing a pope hat in the Vatican.
May 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I’m on my second Goose Glocktober art piece so. I’ll take my money now.
A Goose with its wings full out and carrying guns. He’s ready for murder. It says “Glocktober. All sales are final.” This is the sequel to the first picture. The goose is holding guns towards the viewer and standing over head and screaming. He is surrounded by fire. The picture reads “Glocktober: Neighborly Rage.”
April 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Finch is nice in theory but-
A notification from Finch that says “was thinking of you, cheep” over a meme of that boss guy from the office that is captioned “[softly] Don’t”
April 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Rewatching Schitts Creek and realized I had seen this scene somewhere else
Moira Rose screaming her incredible caws in Schitt’s Creek. She’s dressed in a cheap white suit with black feathers in front of a bad mountainous background. Willem Dafoe screaming while the set descends into rats and fire in Nosferatu. He’s in a large 18th century coat, top hat, and is holding a lantern.
April 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Watching a 3 hour Greek Myth timeline
This cat meme with the hehe/no hehe situation. He’s mad that Achilles and Patroclus are being called “friends”
April 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Don’t
A notification from the Finch app that says “I look up to you.” It’s a bad choice.
March 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Tell me this isn’t Chappell Roan
Chapel Roan I mean Jessie the Cowgirl laying forlornly under a bed
March 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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The last two days I’ve led two large groups of 8th graders who (probably) would’ve rather eaten glass than volunteer. Both groups got unruly so my coworkers got to hear the teacher voice for the first time. I feel like her now:
Mary Poppins with laser eyes.
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I only know this is a real book because my parents are Christian.
The book “Heaven is Real: for Kids”. It has a yellow cover and depicts an alarmingly aryan looking kid with outstretched arms. The child seem to say “kill me” with his eyes.
March 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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WOW
Two child angels mingle on clouds. One is holding a daisy out to the other. The title is “The Littlest Angel Meets the Newest Angel.” Is it supposed to be cute?!
March 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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This threatening little fucker
A picture of a yellow book with a weird ass rabbit on the cover
March 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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It’s the never forget vibes for me
A picture of a copy of the book “Dracula” with an American themed sticky note on the cover
March 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Circa 1968 (guessing). My mother has always had a way with tone.
A child’s handmade card with a mildly threatening look for something delivering a bible verse.
March 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Also the “This hair is a McCloud family keepsake! Don’t lose it, Al!”
March 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM