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feed me potatoes or don’t talk to me
Finally watching kpop demon hunters and I gotta ask- is being an alto really that bad
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Pennys were discontinued because wishing is dead
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
RIP Jim Morrison you would’ve loved ecstasy
September 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Eating an entire block of cheese has more integrity than eating broccoli cheddar soup
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The only girl dad that matters is Tevye send post
September 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Romance novel FMC: “I wasn’t normally into older men, but he was good looking for being in his late 30s.”

I’m going to k1ll myself. (For legal reasons this is a joke)
September 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Finding a mood disorder assessment in an old pile of audition music is too good to be something I wrote
August 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
One of my most toxic traits is checking out a trashy book and then being mad that it’s trash.
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The new vet called my cat a grandma so I guess we’re finding a new vet.
August 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fun fact: there’s no top shortage in cat society
July 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Method acting? You mean improv?
July 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Had my last on site day at work yesterday. It’s been a stressful three years. No connection but it’s the first time in years that I haven’t taken a drug to get to sleep.
July 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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WTF?!? Border Czar Tom Homan claimed that ICE and Border Patrol agents don’t need probable cause to detain people they suspect are undocumented, saying they can do so based on factors like physical appearance. This is straight-up racial profiling, not law enforcement.
July 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Streaming old RPDR and even the ads have a lisp
July 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I did in fact eat all eight mini shrimp bao
July 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The only president we’re celebrating today is Bill Pullman.
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Some good news. Get bent, loser.
Breaking news: Harvey Weinstein has been convicted by a New York jury of one charge of committing a criminal sexual act in his sexual assault retrial, a decision that comes more than a year after his 2020 conviction was overturned.
Harvey Weinstein convicted of sexual assault in New York retrial
Harvey Weinstein has been convicted one one charge and acquitted on another, while the jury will continue deliberating on a third count.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Along with abolishing ICE we should abolish all for-profit prison companies in the country.
June 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A thing my coworkers and I have normalized- yell some version of “not a stroke” when you’re toasting bread. It’s synergy, babe.
June 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I said more to come and I meant it. Which Pedro Pascal are you today.
June 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM