Captain Pedantic
@rosycusson.bsky.social
Not a real captain, but really pedantic. For next however long, I'll be providing commentary no one asked for about Sex and the City, as I watch it all the way through for the first time.
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Laying in a hammock with my children is like jumping into a burlap sack with a caffeinated monkey.
I never had strong feelings about Quentin Tarantino, but suddenly I want to watch everything Paul Dano has ever done.
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I never had strong feelings about Quentin Tarantino, but suddenly I want to watch everything Paul Dano has ever done.
Poor Monica Lewinsky right now.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Poor Monica Lewinsky right now.
Still true on both counts, lol. Congrats, Mr Mayor! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani is personally responsible for way too much of my serotonin right now. I don't even live in New York.
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Still true on both counts, lol. Congrats, Mr Mayor! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Haven't really solved this issue yet, lol. We'll done, NYC!
Zohran Mamdani is personally responsible for way too much of my serotonin right now. I don't even live in New York.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Haven't really solved this issue yet, lol. We'll done, NYC!
This isn't my area of expertise, but in Christian theology, does the antichrist present as a weird mix of boring, whiny, and evil, while most closely resembling a ventriloquist dummy? Asking for #mikejohnson
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This isn't my area of expertise, but in Christian theology, does the antichrist present as a weird mix of boring, whiny, and evil, while most closely resembling a ventriloquist dummy? Asking for #mikejohnson
No Kings. Stay safe and exercise your 1st amendment rights! #nokings #donaldtrump #jdvance #mikejohnson
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Rage and recycling! Stay safe out there, and exercise your rights.
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October 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
No Kings. Stay safe and exercise your 1st amendment rights! #nokings #donaldtrump #jdvance #mikejohnson
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AbshNK/
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After seeing him speak, I'm not sure that Curtis Sliwa isn't a long running SNL character.
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
After seeing him speak, I'm not sure that Curtis Sliwa isn't a long running SNL character.
Suzy Eddie Izzard is another great comedian, if you're looking to broaden your horizons.
October 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Suzy Eddie Izzard is another great comedian, if you're looking to broaden your horizons.
Yep. And now he's framing this as people being mad that he went to "make oppressed people laugh." No, you greedy little asshat, we're mad that you accepted money from their FUCKING OPPRESSORS. If he doesn't know that, he's not half as smart as a lot of us gave him credit for.
BILL BURR BITCH ASS KNOW GODDAMN WELL LMAO
October 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yep. And now he's framing this as people being mad that he went to "make oppressed people laugh." No, you greedy little asshat, we're mad that you accepted money from their FUCKING OPPRESSORS. If he doesn't know that, he's not half as smart as a lot of us gave him credit for.
I'm not sure if Mike Johnson is the creepiest form of boring or the most boring form of creepy.
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm not sure if Mike Johnson is the creepiest form of boring or the most boring form of creepy.
I was listening to the majority report, and my toddler started whining, so I told her "this is Mommy's Miss Rachel."
She clearly thinks I have terrible taste.
She clearly thinks I have terrible taste.
October 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I was listening to the majority report, and my toddler started whining, so I told her "this is Mommy's Miss Rachel."
She clearly thinks I have terrible taste.
She clearly thinks I have terrible taste.
If you used to be a big fan of Bill Burr, may I suggest Marc Maron?
October 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If you used to be a big fan of Bill Burr, may I suggest Marc Maron?
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September 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Is @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social still the mayor of Dildo? Or was he ever, officially? Either way, I'm sure they're ready to welcome him with open arms, if it comes to that.
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Is @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social still the mayor of Dildo? Or was he ever, officially? Either way, I'm sure they're ready to welcome him with open arms, if it comes to that.
"I just wanted to make fart jokes. What the fuck is happening?"
- at least one of Jimmy Kimmel's writers today
- at least one of Jimmy Kimmel's writers today
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"I just wanted to make fart jokes. What the fuck is happening?"
- at least one of Jimmy Kimmel's writers today
- at least one of Jimmy Kimmel's writers today
Does NBC somehow belong to Tylenol?
September 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Does NBC somehow belong to Tylenol?
I would feel bad for Seth Meyers being Trump's next comedy target, but I'm too excited for the rebuttal.
August 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I would feel bad for Seth Meyers being Trump's next comedy target, but I'm too excited for the rebuttal.
Reposted by Captain Pedantic
"The Rule of Law in the US Just Took Its Last Breath"
With the raid on Bolton's home, and the new investigations against top Democrats, we should be prepared for a new two-tiered system of laws. Rules for everyone else - but not for Trump.
Another must-read for Zeteo from @kimwehle.bsky.social
With the raid on Bolton's home, and the new investigations against top Democrats, we should be prepared for a new two-tiered system of laws. Rules for everyone else - but not for Trump.
Another must-read for Zeteo from @kimwehle.bsky.social
The Rule of Law in the US Just Took Its Last Breath
With the raid on John Bolton's home, and the new investigations against top Democrats, we should be prepared for a new two-tiered system of laws. Rules for everyone else - but not for Donald Trump.
zeteo.com
August 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"The Rule of Law in the US Just Took Its Last Breath"
With the raid on Bolton's home, and the new investigations against top Democrats, we should be prepared for a new two-tiered system of laws. Rules for everyone else - but not for Trump.
Another must-read for Zeteo from @kimwehle.bsky.social
With the raid on Bolton's home, and the new investigations against top Democrats, we should be prepared for a new two-tiered system of laws. Rules for everyone else - but not for Trump.
Another must-read for Zeteo from @kimwehle.bsky.social
My 18-month-old just gestured to my phone and said "my turn." I would be worried she's too interested in screens, but she did the same thing with my knitting, so I think she just has mad FOMO.
August 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My 18-month-old just gestured to my phone and said "my turn." I would be worried she's too interested in screens, but she did the same thing with my knitting, so I think she just has mad FOMO.
Zohran Mamdani is personally responsible for way too much of my serotonin right now. I don't even live in New York.
August 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Zohran Mamdani is personally responsible for way too much of my serotonin right now. I don't even live in New York.
SATC S1E4:
I just don't relate to wanting to date a 20-something guy. No offense, it just seems like they have a lot of energy, and I'm already exhausted most of the time.
I just don't relate to wanting to date a 20-something guy. No offense, it just seems like they have a lot of energy, and I'm already exhausted most of the time.
August 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
SATC S1E4:
I just don't relate to wanting to date a 20-something guy. No offense, it just seems like they have a lot of energy, and I'm already exhausted most of the time.
I just don't relate to wanting to date a 20-something guy. No offense, it just seems like they have a lot of energy, and I'm already exhausted most of the time.
Raise your hand if you got so frustrated on a call to customer service that you broke down in tears. 🤚
I did. It was me.
@verizonofficial.bsky.social
I did. It was me.
@verizonofficial.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Raise your hand if you got so frustrated on a call to customer service that you broke down in tears. 🤚
I did. It was me.
@verizonofficial.bsky.social
I did. It was me.
@verizonofficial.bsky.social