Sydney Collins
@rosycryptid.bsky.social
This is mostly me yelling at digital clouds, but I really don't know what to do with this anymore.
Local MPLS Cryptid & Silly Goose
Local MPLS Cryptid & Silly Goose
My algos are funny sometimes.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
My algos are funny sometimes.
Remember that time he grew a mustache and the city dunked on him for it? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Remember that time he grew a mustache and the city dunked on him for it? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
If you are able, this is happening today. Probably one of many things occuring.
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
If you are able, this is happening today. Probably one of many things occuring.
Both have been released:
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Both have been released:
I'm now seeing this image float around, and I'm pretty sure downtown MPLS does not look like this, nor was there a crowd at this scale in/around downtown to the best of my knowledge.
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I'm now seeing this image float around, and I'm pretty sure downtown MPLS does not look like this, nor was there a crowd at this scale in/around downtown to the best of my knowledge.
People are using genAI within the storytelling. Anyone spreading an "unmasked" photo of that murderer is spreading a fake/AI altered photo.
This is the clip they are using to do guesswork. I don't see a slip while he walks his happy ass to his car (credit to maxnesterak on Twitter), uninjured.
This is the clip they are using to do guesswork. I don't see a slip while he walks his happy ass to his car (credit to maxnesterak on Twitter), uninjured.
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
People are using genAI within the storytelling. Anyone spreading an "unmasked" photo of that murderer is spreading a fake/AI altered photo.
This is the clip they are using to do guesswork. I don't see a slip while he walks his happy ass to his car (credit to maxnesterak on Twitter), uninjured.
This is the clip they are using to do guesswork. I don't see a slip while he walks his happy ass to his car (credit to maxnesterak on Twitter), uninjured.
How'd you get this picture of me?
But I do not care if my disdain makes me sound obnoxious. I think it's more obnoxious to deny its harms or deny that people are losing jobs (that shit makes me scream).
But I do not care if my disdain makes me sound obnoxious. I think it's more obnoxious to deny its harms or deny that people are losing jobs (that shit makes me scream).
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
How'd you get this picture of me?
But I do not care if my disdain makes me sound obnoxious. I think it's more obnoxious to deny its harms or deny that people are losing jobs (that shit makes me scream).
But I do not care if my disdain makes me sound obnoxious. I think it's more obnoxious to deny its harms or deny that people are losing jobs (that shit makes me scream).
Idk how people feel about using Netflix, but I think this sequence of docu-series is interesting and will be on my rewatch list soon (and finishing the Vietnam series).
There's also no connection to TPU, despite the name. And these would be very different docs if so.
There's also no connection to TPU, despite the name. And these would be very different docs if so.
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Idk how people feel about using Netflix, but I think this sequence of docu-series is interesting and will be on my rewatch list soon (and finishing the Vietnam series).
There's also no connection to TPU, despite the name. And these would be very different docs if so.
There's also no connection to TPU, despite the name. And these would be very different docs if so.
"Sorry my country just invaded, kidnapped your leader and his wife, and destabilized yours, here's internet from one of my companies, and support from me (a Nazi) as condolences."
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 AM
"Sorry my country just invaded, kidnapped your leader and his wife, and destabilized yours, here's internet from one of my companies, and support from me (a Nazi) as condolences."
Lobbed 6" off the top (it used to be a bit past the waist), trimmed the bangs, and sheared the undershag.
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Lobbed 6" off the top (it used to be a bit past the waist), trimmed the bangs, and sheared the undershag.
Here's the original, ⚠️VIDEO GETS FAST AND A BIT FLASH-Y⚠️. Yes there's a song, may need to unmute.
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Here's the original, ⚠️VIDEO GETS FAST AND A BIT FLASH-Y⚠️. Yes there's a song, may need to unmute.
There's really a niche audience for everything on TT, and some of those audience members make really good edits to songs. Had to clip this one from a M*A*S*H edit, because it's perfect, and I'm due for a rewatch.
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
There's really a niche audience for everything on TT, and some of those audience members make really good edits to songs. Had to clip this one from a M*A*S*H edit, because it's perfect, and I'm due for a rewatch.
This is the most recent, from when it was shitting snow over MPLS last week and I had to do laundry.
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is the most recent, from when it was shitting snow over MPLS last week and I had to do laundry.
Those VF photos are certainly something. That's a R O U G H 28, girlypop.
For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Those VF photos are certainly something. That's a R O U G H 28, girlypop.
For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
For reference, this was me at 27/28 (I do have some heavy under-eye circles that look darker depending on angle. But, gotta know how to work with lighting & angles):
"How cold was it this weekend?"
Yes.
Yes.
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"How cold was it this weekend?"
Yes.
Yes.
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Eeby baby makes home play distracting
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm still thinking about this elote hotdog, and will be for a looooooong time (and getting extra chorizo and rojo & verde was a good choice) 😍
VISITORS 🦝
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
October 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
VISITORS 🦝
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
The dumpster is shared between two buildings, pretty sure there was another move-out clean & toss (it's normally not full enough to spill over).
I'm trying so hard to keep to the silly routines and keep my hands busy while things are the way they are. At least this is getting close to done (sides were sewn up earlier)! I just need the seasonal cooling to kick back in because yarn sucks to work with when it's 85°F and up 🥲
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm trying so hard to keep to the silly routines and keep my hands busy while things are the way they are. At least this is getting close to done (sides were sewn up earlier)! I just need the seasonal cooling to kick back in because yarn sucks to work with when it's 85°F and up 🥲
That "totally not a doxxing website" isn't gone, btw, just moved to a new domain.
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
September 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That "totally not a doxxing website" isn't gone, btw, just moved to a new domain.
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
But, "waaaah, cancel culture!" right?
Just, idk, pray the haters away?
Alright, wrap that "clanker" shit up. When you're recontextualizing actual slurs to fit the "clanker" jokes, it's time for it to be wrapped the fuck up. It was cringe the first time I heard it, it's gross now.
September 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Alright, wrap that "clanker" shit up. When you're recontextualizing actual slurs to fit the "clanker" jokes, it's time for it to be wrapped the fuck up. It was cringe the first time I heard it, it's gross now.
I posted on other accounts that I had plans to try reverting to social media via my laptop as means of shifting and moderating my use of it.
I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)
Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)
Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
August 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I posted on other accounts that I had plans to try reverting to social media via my laptop as means of shifting and moderating my use of it.
I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)
Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
I also have cool stickers on my laptop and need to pull it out more :)
Does anyone use BlueSky on a lap/desktop? How is it?
Please, I just woke up, Jim.
July 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Please, I just woke up, Jim.
The tiniest momch. This bun is small enough to fit in my cupped hands.
...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.
...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.
July 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The tiniest momch. This bun is small enough to fit in my cupped hands.
...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.
...i also think I know who the parent is based on the eyebrow mark.