My favourite book by a long way, it continues to intrigue on so many levels! I remain in awe and reverence of its ending, the enlightened Gulliver finally home and finally truly wise, and... living in the stables with his horses, munching on hay... er... wait a minute...

Going along and being obnoxious that way might be the best thing you could do for everyone involved, but I don't think I'd have the energy myself.

I don't entirely follow but I've looked up the movie and it gets a GAHHH from me

Now for not knowing that, i am truly ashamed

Hey I just accidentally kill my best mate in multiple lifetimes, I don't know anything about this stuff. And if it's a literary reference I totally knew that and I was being dry.

First of all, they were all ACCIDENTS. Secondly, the youngest of your deaths was aged 32 during the Sack of Delhi when I ACCIDENTALLY parked my elephant on your hammock.

Yeah sorry about that. And sorry about the other 4,233 times too, while I'm at it. The trebuchet accident in the 14th century was particularly unfortunate, though it was pretty spectacular.

In my former life he was the only fucker I couldn't hit. The bullets seemed to go into orbit around his vast cranium.

Wartime. Thin bloke. Big head. Sniper's dream.

It's bleak but it's not THAT bleak

No idea dude. Not my area. Potatoes are... bread?

Oh I see. Oh. I'm sorry. I flew off the handle a bit.

Next you'll be telling us cauliflower isn't traditional.

We're not exactly healthy eating but we really can't run away very effectively

You look like you're about to stick it to the older generation, and rightly so.