@footballcliches.bsky.social one for the catalogue of rhythmical commentary

Andrea Jenkyns not being able to read her own notes about adults not being able to read is superb.

@footballcliches.bsky.social I think this is the Brent noise you meant on the pod

Here's the two tier British police trying to catch said swans to feed to migrants, for free! @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Don't know how they'll cope without their £80m striker and having to rely on their £130m striker instead. Hopefully they can get a bit more out of their £120m creative midfielder to make up for it.

The media will simply not allow Liverpool players to be deemed flops. £125m for running ffs

POV: you're the GK and Gyokeres is closing you down

The seemingly impossible job of having a hugely expensively assembled squad and then spending £500m on improvements. HOW DOES HE DO IT??

@footballcliches.bsky.social only the away team can stun the home crowd, surely?