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43. Druid. Smart-arse. Geriatric emo. 🏳️‍🌈 🏴‍☠️ 💚 /|\
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rosiedoes.bsky.social
I hope that’s a glitch.
A screenshot from aircraft tracking app Flightradar24. It shows the profile of a USAF Globemaster III, below a map indicating an extremely erratic flightpath over the sea south of Doha, with the ground speed recorded as 810 knots and a 7700 emergency squawking reported.
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Dammit, Chicago Town! This is not a Good Samaritan's dinner.
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Pfffft. Not even if you were real.
A screenshot of a transparently fraudulent Bsky account claiming to belong to Elon Musk. It has no posts, now followers, is following eight people, and uses a lowercase "M" in his surname.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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As a child, I was terrified of this illustration in an age-inappropriate UFO book. Watching the current series of University Challenge is quite triggering.
A photo of a book with a pencil drawing of a glowering, heavy-browed, orange-skinned and haired figure, visible only from the chest up, in a blue t-shirt, climbing a flight of stairs. A contestant on University Challenge, wearing a blue t-shirt, whose expression and heavy eyebrows resemble the character in the illustration in everything but colour.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Porn-Source Heat Pump.
A screenshot from the BBC News page. A smiling older man rests an elbow on a white box resembling a chest freeezer, branded Thermify. The article's headlin reads, "Data centre in the shed reduces heat bills to £40," while the caption below the photo adds, "Terrence Bridges says, 'he can't fault the heating system', which captures heat from more than 500 mini-computers processing data."
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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"Your order, officer."
A smug-looking young waiter in a black waistcoat and bowtie smirks dully af the camera, while balancing a silver tray on his white-gloved fingertips. Upon the tray, in black letters, is the word "Uppance."
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ, who are these for? John Wayne Gacy?
A screenshot of an ad for Hobibear_Uk, showing a pair of trainers. They are white and pink with a toe box so wide they genuinely look like clown shoes.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Imagine that, you get promoted to president and die.
A screenshot from the BBC News website. It shows a picture of an older man meeting a member of the military, alongside the headline, "Dick Cheney, former US president who helped lead 'war on terror', dies at 84."
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Oh. Oh no. What a choice...
Screenshot from the BBC News website, showing the family of Former Prince, Andrew, over the headline, "Why Sarah Ferguson, Beatrice and Eugenie can't escape the taint of family scandal."
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I heard his favourite film is this one.
The poster for 1996's Independence Day movie, showing a huge spaceship sending a destructive ray into the White House, which is in the initial moment of blowing up.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Bought a new sofa that I'm pretty sure we'll have to register for its own postcode. Also, will have to invest in a step ladder for my MIL to get on it.
A red, three-seater sofa with a chaise. It sits over a grey rug, against a wall papered with black, white and grey zig zags. It is very over stuffed. A small dog stands beside it, baffled.
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Looks like he's even wearing the same suit and shirt in this pic.
A photo of Mike Graham, an older man, wearing a blue suit, pink shirt and grey tie, with thick, black-framed glasses. He is appearing on Talk news, with a breaking news banner relating to the Bangkok Earthquake below him.
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Window width and blinds match News UK building.
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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A photo of tiny, ancient and aptly-named Castle Stalker, little.more tha a square keep with external stone steps, on an island in a Loch, barely larger than its footprint.
October 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Just received an email from Google telling me that I have one year before the only way to access Fitbit's premium services - which you need to make it functional - can only be obtained with an AI package.
A screenshot from an email, which reads: As a Premium Google One member, you are currently receiving Home Premium and Fitbit Premium as part of your plan. These benefits will no longer be offered with your Premium plan effective October 1st, 2026. Here is what this means for you: As long as your existing Premium Google One subscription remains active, you can continue to enjoy Home Premium and Fitbit Premium as part of your plan until October 1st, 2026 On October 1st, 2026 the benefit will be removed from your plan and any remaining Home Premium Advanced add-on credit (if applicable) will be refunded To help with the transition, we are offering a special 50% discount on our Google AI Pro plan for 1 year, an upgraded plan which includes Home Premium and Fitbit Premium, plus Google AI features
October 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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To be honest, with the world as it is today, advertising this claim themselves seems... counterintuitive.
A screenshot of the BBC News website with a picture of arch-racist, Nigel Farage, under the headline, "Farage's security has been cut, Reform UK claims."
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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What about this one?
A screenshot from a 1990s kids' show, featuring an athromorphic dog puppet in hi-vis and a burgundy cap, known as General Dogsbody.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Shout out to the aviation YouTuber with almost a million followers who didn't notice the shitty AI they use can't do aircraft any better than it can do hands.
A screen grab of a YouTube thumbnail depicting an AI generated image of an airliner exploding in flames as it crashes into a neighbourhood. Its tailfin is located well forward of its flyable position. And no, that isn't intended to be crash damage.
September 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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A white-ish and grey terrier cross, sitting on a rattan chair and wearing a red, white and grey camo kerchief, stares at someone off-camera, with a face of partially-agape, narrowed-eyed incredulity.
September 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Facebook's AI suggestions are extraordinarily fucked up.

A woman local to us has been missing and a body has sadly been found. These are on the police notice updating the case on Facebook. Her family and friends will receive similar when they view it.
A screenshot of Facebook showing a list of the potential questions to ask AI about the case. Names have been redacted but they read: "[Redacted]'s family statement" "Where was the body found?" "How did the body get discovered?" "How long had [redacted] been missing?" "Is the woman's identity confirmed?"
September 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Well, maybe they've done the hat-trick on "Oh, no, it's just some guy..."
A screenshot of the BBC News sites showing a segment from a live text feed regarding the hunt for the Kirk shooter. Trump has been quoted elsewhere as stating that he thinks "we have him." It reads, "FBI presser delayed by 30 minutes"
September 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Hey, @variety.com, are these really the disgusting ads you want on your website?
A screenshot from a Variety article on Kohn Candy. In the middle of the image is a screenshot of a blonde woman covered in a lubricant-like substance, her hair slicked to her face. Below it, a headline reads "Holly Willoughby, 44, Flaunts Her Huge Size In New Bikini Photos."
September 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Ugh. This is Cruella Braverman-levels of spite. What a nasty, ladder-pulling piece of work.
A screenshot from the BBC News website, featuring a picture of Shabana Mahmood with the headline, "UK could suspend visas for countries with no migrants return deals, new home secretary says."
September 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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1st September: Here it comes!
An image of a rolling wave, rich, pumpkin orange in colour.
September 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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It's almost hilarious how the Tories at the top of BBC News are desperate to paint the sensible overturning of the Epping situation, today, as a bad thing.

The live report, versus the spin.
A screenshot from the live feed of the BBC News website. A short article by journalist Dominic Casciani bears the headline, "An important win for the Home Office." A screenshot of an article thumbnail from the front page of the BBC News website, bearing the headline, "Ruling won't feel like much of a victory at the Home Office."
August 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM