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Rosie Delaney 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@rosiedelaney.bsky.social
history’s greatest sweetheart.
tireless g-banger ambassador.
trans. lesbian. she/her.
Nice spiders ya got there mate. Sure be a shame if someone… *raises eyebrow* …fucked them
February 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sympathy cards? Ummmm how about EMpathy cards?! Do better everyone
February 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Many times in my early 20s I’d go to people’s houses and would hear about their dog, “Oh, she normally hates men but she loves you.” The signs are there if you care to look.
February 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“Your skin’s got a real glow to it, babe.”
“Thanks, it’s ‘cause I’m incredible sweaty all the time.”
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
2000s: internet loves cat
2010s: internet loves dog
2020s: internet loves capybara
But when will internet love fellow human??
Click like for 1 respect
February 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Genital reconstructive surgery is really just a great example of upcycling
February 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Us millennials are scary. Eventually we’re gonna have old people saying “…and I was like…”
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hey @tonymartin.bsky.social is Dave Clacton the WA premier now?
January 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Watching the women’s #Ashes right now feels like
January 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Looking at the stats, it might seem like Steve Smith has gone past Sunil Gavaskar for career runs, but there’s actually an optical illusion that shows that Sunny is still in front #SLvsAUS
January 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My gender reveal was less of a party and more my girlfriend leaving me
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My external monologue for the last 24 hours:
My interior monologue for the last 24 hours
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
*looking at some swash and rubbing my hands together*

“Ooohhh yeah, buckle up”
January 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I turned 7 yesterday. Happy tranniversary to me. It’s never too late to be true to yourself ❤️🏳️‍⚧️
January 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
So often I’ll think I’m having a good day then this pops into my head and just floors me
January 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Kicked out of my friend’s intervention for starting my letter with “Ya miiight as well face it you’re addicted to drugs!”
January 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nice laurels ya got there mate. Very ornate. Sure be a shame if someone were to… rest on them
January 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You ever hating on someone so you go to their Wikipedia and get really disappointed when they don’t have a “Controversies” section?
January 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Why did you finally go electric?”
“…because it’s a Toyota.”

- A Complete Unknown (2024)
January 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
All the Fox commentary is just asking Alyssa Healy, a great player and commentator, about Starc. Alison Bechdel would be having a conniption #AUSvIND
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
It’s late, here’s an archival thirst trap to keep my feed ~me~
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 PM
There’s actually way more than one thing that got me trippin’
December 11, 2024 at 9:23 AM
I am unfortunately now single again and have often been described this way
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Alternatively: Breakups suck. There are only so many times a week I can sit somewhere looking wistfully off into the distance
Breakups are great. Been meaning to get around to smoking twice the number of cigarettes a day
December 8, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Breakups are great. Been meaning to get around to smoking twice the number of cigarettes a day
December 8, 2024 at 2:30 AM