Rose "Tremmers" Tremlett
rosetremlett.bsky.social
Rose "Tremmers" Tremlett
@rosetremlett.bsky.social
Columnist/Podcaster at DIE ZEIT in German, angry internet shouty-woman in English
How come an accidental blob of hummus can activate my phone while none of my pairs of "touchscreen-compatible" gloves manage it >:(
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
How is it legal to sell these as "wool socks" or "nature socks" when they are 80% plastic
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Stick insects are the herman cake of pets
September 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Excited to announce the title of my new screenplay
August 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Why are we still making grown women buy snoopy pajamas in the year of our lord 2025
August 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Okay I can't take any more films which are just 2 hours of people having deadpan conversations framed by great cinematography. Can people please recommend me non-action movies where stuff actually happens?
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Life Hack: rather than making your own oat milk, save time by just making an extra portion of porridge and keeping it in a Tupperware in the fridge. You can stir a spoonful into your coffee whenever you fancy it!
February 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Life hack: for the silkiest, smoothest hair, never sand it against the grain
February 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What if we all started inconsistently and aggressively pronouncing it "DOG", "DOGGY" or "DOUGH-JEE" just to troll him back?
February 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There's a German audio ad for Bumble at the moment where the female protagonist is super jazzed that the guy she matches with says he wants to surprise her for their first date, then takes her out for A COFFEE. Even fictional ads for the actual dating app can't deny that the bar is on the floor
February 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
life hack: if you are annoyed by house plant flies and how they relentlessly want to be in your face, try interpreting their clinginess as the kind of tender unconditional affection that your inner child has been yearning for all this time
February 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wondering whether Bluesky still has such a small user base because you have to figure out Captchas like this before getting in
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM