OMG your new BFF Rose
@roseoftexas.bsky.social
I live in Connecticut. If my Bluesky time were my age, I’d be a newborn.
Yeah, I’m watching the dog show
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yeah, I’m watching the dog show
Your English teacher and your debate teacher are getting married
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Your English teacher and your debate teacher are getting married
I made shrimp hush puppies
August 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I made shrimp hush puppies
“Do you have a license to carry that dangerous weapon?”
“Sure do:”
“Sure do:”
August 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“Do you have a license to carry that dangerous weapon?”
“Sure do:”
“Sure do:”
My husband and me coming out of the theater after the new Naked Gun movie
August 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My husband and me coming out of the theater after the new Naked Gun movie
Giving the jobs numbers the old Hurricane Dorian treatment
August 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Giving the jobs numbers the old Hurricane Dorian treatment
I also will not tolerate my employees reporting unflattering data
August 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I also will not tolerate my employees reporting unflattering data
BREAKING: Sauron vehemently denies his name appears at multiple points in the dusty archives, will also not release them, also suggests they were forged
July 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
BREAKING: Sauron vehemently denies his name appears at multiple points in the dusty archives, will also not release them, also suggests they were forged
Me, bravely going out on a limb when a plot point appears to wrap up at this point in the book:
“I don’t think that’s the end of this story.”
“I don’t think that’s the end of this story.”
July 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me, bravely going out on a limb when a plot point appears to wrap up at this point in the book:
“I don’t think that’s the end of this story.”
“I don’t think that’s the end of this story.”
This guy has sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map
July 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This guy has sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map
Jim never listens to Coldplay at home
July 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Jim never listens to Coldplay at home
Gender reveals are really getting out of control
May 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Gender reveals are really getting out of control
I too have MS13 tattooed on my knuckles
April 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I too have MS13 tattooed on my knuckles
Basically all of the internet today:
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Basically all of the internet today:
Don’t worry about picking a new pope — New York’s got this
April 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Don’t worry about picking a new pope — New York’s got this
Is It Cake? (2022)
April 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is It Cake? (2022)
The candy man was so preoccupied with whether he can, he didn’t stop to think if he should.
April 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The candy man was so preoccupied with whether he can, he didn’t stop to think if he should.
Shld we bomb Yemen y/n
March 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Shld we bomb Yemen y/n
Me, deciding on the right topical Bitmoji to use in the group chat as we plan a bombing campaign in Yemen
March 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me, deciding on the right topical Bitmoji to use in the group chat as we plan a bombing campaign in Yemen
Me, catching up on my national security group chat:
March 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Me, catching up on my national security group chat:
Felt like making this, cheers
March 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Felt like making this, cheers
Compromise: Zelenskyy wears a suit but it’s this suit
February 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Compromise: Zelenskyy wears a suit but it’s this suit