Roselia Valentine
@roseliavalentine.bsky.social
La Chica Chicana
California
California
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In every martial arts film, some big dumb bald guy pulls out a weapon you've never seen before, like a big ball(?) at the end of two sticks(?). Moron. It was over for you the minute you grabbed that corny ass clown shit. Go stand by the breakable wall and just wait there for my burning dragon kick.
December 31, 2024 at 4:51 PM
In every martial arts film, some big dumb bald guy pulls out a weapon you've never seen before, like a big ball(?) at the end of two sticks(?). Moron. It was over for you the minute you grabbed that corny ass clown shit. Go stand by the breakable wall and just wait there for my burning dragon kick.
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Shave your big toe bitch we’re going to Naruto: The Symphonic Experience
December 6, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Shave your big toe bitch we’re going to Naruto: The Symphonic Experience
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Eddie Redmayne moves the muscles in his face like they are brand new to him
December 5, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Eddie Redmayne moves the muscles in his face like they are brand new to him
Put Bowen Yang in front of me and I’m gonna handle it
November 28, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Put Bowen Yang in front of me and I’m gonna handle it
Do NOT talk to me until I’ve held space
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Do NOT talk to me until I’ve held space
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I’m gonna start implementing a “no teslas” rule for Uber rides. I don’t trust those cars to keep me safe nor do I trust the owners to not be weirdos.
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I’m gonna start implementing a “no teslas” rule for Uber rides. I don’t trust those cars to keep me safe nor do I trust the owners to not be weirdos.
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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we need to get to a place where we can prove this wrong but we are simply not there yet
November 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
we need to get to a place where we can prove this wrong but we are simply not there yet
Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?
November 23, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?
No shade but if I saw Thom Yorke on the street I’d shriek (derogatory)
November 23, 2024 at 2:12 AM
No shade but if I saw Thom Yorke on the street I’d shriek (derogatory)
This pelucaaaaaaa
November 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
This pelucaaaaaaa
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Why are you as a heterosexual male in the sauna?
November 20, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Why are you as a heterosexual male in the sauna?
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Sabrina Carpenter:
had two cups of espresso and now i’m horny as fuckkkkk
November 20, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Sabrina Carpenter:
Count your fucking days @sophiethedoll.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Count your fucking days @sophiethedoll.bsky.social
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Dennis Quaid directly after firing Elisabeth Sparkle
November 19, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Dennis Quaid directly after firing Elisabeth Sparkle
Having to re-hem every gown I bought because God has a sick sense of humor making me 5’6”
November 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Having to re-hem every gown I bought because God has a sick sense of humor making me 5’6”
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you are all examples of the live mas mentality
November 17, 2024 at 7:00 PM
you are all examples of the live mas mentality
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telling everyone that you’ve switched to bluesky feels like this:
November 17, 2024 at 10:47 AM
telling everyone that you’ve switched to bluesky feels like this:
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It’s gonna take time for me to get this algorithm to show me narusasu shit
November 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
It’s gonna take time for me to get this algorithm to show me narusasu shit
Valentino Coral Fantasy I hope you know you saved my life
November 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Valentino Coral Fantasy I hope you know you saved my life