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Rose K
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I will never not sob my heart out at this runaway cat...

"The cat, not knowing any dark thing, leapt away from love. (My heart leaves open cans of sardines for the alley cat. Every runaway full of regret deserves to be fed.)"
My heart is a cockroach caught in the mouth of an alley cat. By Kyla Pereles "This cat has not always been feral. It had known the warm spot on the rug in front of the fireplace. But on a summer’s day someone left the door open. The cat, not knowing any dark thing, leapt away from love. (My heart leaves open cans of sardines for the alley cat. Every runaway full of regret deserves to be fed.) The cat makes a bed of missing pet posters the wind tore down. And the cat is hissing at shadows in its sleep. And the cat is shivering in its matted fur. And the cat is meowing at the restaurant backdoor. A waiter, who is also my heart, leaves the back door open so the cat can be warm for the rest of his shift. But the cat is feral. The owner of the restaurant shoves him back into the snow with a broom. The cat sleeps until the snow reminds it of the rug. Small things seem sadder when they are alone. So the cockroach does not mind being in the jaw of something just as lonely. A little girl follows the paw prints that made a snow angel around the cat. Despite the cockroach in its mouth and its matted fur, she picks it up. And the cat, who knows of dark things now, spends summer in the lap of the little girl, who is also my heart.”
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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First date idea:
I'm not feeling very mouse. Here is an arm and other assorted body parts, in recompense.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Let me say again who should play Buffy in the remake...
March 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Wait, Olivia Rodrigo wore what to Lollapalooza?
Olivia Rodrigo slaying in a red leather leotard at Lollapalooza, Chile 2025 Olivia Rodrigo slaying in a red leather leotard at Lollapalooza, Chile 2025 Olivia Rodrigo slaying in a red leather leotard at Lollapalooza, Chile 2025 Olivia Rodrigo slaying in a red leather leotard at Lollapalooza, Chile 2025
March 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The plot thickens... 😂
March 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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A still was the best I could do. Sorry about the horts 🤗
Marion sat astride Indy in her chemise, Indy is gingerly touching his wounds & saying "this isn't too bad" as she leans in to kiss him there.
March 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Olivia Rodrigo & Wolf Alice sunday, you say? ♥️🎵🎶🤩♥️
Asvertising for the Glastonbury Music Festival, listing performers. The line-up so far includes: Friday 27 June The 1975 Loyle Carner Biffy Clyro Alanis Morissette Busta Rhymes Maribou State Gracie Abrams Four Tet Wet Leg Anohni & The Johnsons Badbadnotgood Blossoms Burning Spear Cmat Denzel Curry En Vogue English Teacher Fatboy Slim Faye Webster Floating Points Franz Ferdinand Glass Beams Inhaler Lola Young Myles Smith Osees Pinkpantheress Self Esteem Supergrass Vieux Farka Touré Wunderhorse Saturday 28 June Neil Young and the Chrome Hearts Charli XCX Raye Doechii Deftones Ezra Collective John Fogerty Amyl & The Sniffers Amaarae Beabadoobee Beth Gibbons Bob Vylan Brandi Carlile Caribou Father John Misty Gary Numan Greentea Peng Jade Japanese Breakfast Kaiser Chiefs Kneecap Leftfield Lucy Dacus Nick Lowe Nova Twins Pa Salieu Scissor Sisters Tom Odell The Script TV On The Radio Weezer Yussef Dayes Sunday 29 June Olivia Rodrigo Rod Stewart The Prodigy Noah Kahan Nile Rodgers & Chic Wolf Alice Jorja Smith Overmono The Libertines AJ Tracey Black Uhuru Celeste Cymande Future Islands Girl In Red Goat Joy Crookes Kae Tempest Katy J Pearson Parcels Pawsa Royel Otis Shaboozey Snow Patrol Sprints St Vincent The Brian Jonestown Massacre The Maccabees The Selecter Turnstile
March 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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😁
Reads: Paul Frazee liked your post.
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Did... did I... win?
A repost of the original post "finding" the cat emoji *in* the post. Look, not everything can be hilarious ok?!
March 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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👀
A selection of shots of two toothbrushes in a variety of positions simulating human sexual activity. In turn the toothbrushes are giving and receiving oral, intercourse in missionary & doggy & ending in one toothbrush with toothpaste over its "face" (brush head).
February 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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👀
A Bluesky notification saying "Oasis has liked your post". The post reads: "Salty Plectrum is my Oasis covers band."
February 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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*pointing at e'body on Bluesky* Any physical activities you would recommend undertaking with all these wolves?
A Bluesky notification, which reads: "Kevin Costner followed you (53 minutes ago)"
February 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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thank you daddy.
A screenshot showing 30+ notifications
February 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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omg you guys there is a new drama about Bluesky on Netprime+
A new Bluesky themed drama (on the well known streaming service NetPrime+), called "Frazeer" starring Kelsey Frammer as Frazeer; a psychotherapist turned boffin whose mission is to improve all of our mental health with a new micro-blogging app, safe from the forces of evil billionaires. Other cast members include Jane Frazeeves, David Hyde Frierce, Peri Frazpin and John Frahoney. And featuring Kit as Eddie. [Detail: the picture is a mockup of a promo shot for the tv show Frasier. All of the cast members are now sporting Paul Frazee's face and the series title has morphed into "Frazeer". Eddie the dog has been replaced by Kit the cat (i think that's his name.) In my defence, I was bored and there has been wine.]
February 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Rooby rays "Row k" It's a sign from a car park. It says Row K.
January 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Is this good, orrrr?...
An apparent skeet from the Merriam and Webster account bidding users to screenshot a gif that is running through multiple words on a blue background. The screenshot will provide the user's 'word for the year 2025'. In this case the word displayed is "Cunt-tabulous".
January 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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What is your "going into 2025 energy"?
A girl with mirrorglass eyes and a sting in the tail. Detail: a black & white render of a pale, white woman with short, bobbed dark hair. She is wearing a dark leather jacket and her rights hand is close to her face, fingers curled, displaying long, sharp-looking nails. The picture was sourced from the internet, there was no artist credited [contact me for credit] & the picture is not of me.
January 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I am inevitable
The boyfriend looking at other girl meme. The girl in question is me, Rose (the avi from my pfp haphazardly cut & pasted into the meme).
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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"You're gonna make me bully"
December 26, 2024 at 12:37 PM