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Rose K
@rose-kolo.bsky.social
· Aug 21
People throw the word sociopath around pretty easily & that might bother me if I wasn't, you know, a sociopath
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sherlock Holmes is in big trouble in in this episode but I’m not worried because there are 4 seasons. Deduction!
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
sherlock Holmes is in big trouble in in this episode but I’m not worried because there are 4 seasons. Deduction!
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Aah France. I love France. The Eiffel Tower, the Riviera, the vineyards, the fields of baguettes, the cigarette trees.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Aah France. I love France. The Eiffel Tower, the Riviera, the vineyards, the fields of baguettes, the cigarette trees.
I need to be adopted by Norwegian Forest Cats
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I need to be adopted by Norwegian Forest Cats
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Movies to know me by? Nice try, body snatcher.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Movies to know me by? Nice try, body snatcher.
Well, well, well... if it isn't the soft animal of my body.
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Well, well, well... if it isn't the soft animal of my body.
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How dare you psychoanalyze me in this absolutely correct manner?
Therapist: 🤷🏻♀️
Therapist: 🤷🏻♀️
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
How dare you psychoanalyze me in this absolutely correct manner?
Therapist: 🤷🏻♀️
Therapist: 🤷🏻♀️
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First date idea: I absorb you, nourishing myself with your lifeforce and sustaining my existence for another fortnight.
Circle: yes no
Circle: yes no
March 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
First date idea: I absorb you, nourishing myself with your lifeforce and sustaining my existence for another fortnight.
Circle: yes no
Circle: yes no
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When I make spaghetti sauce I go hoopy with a $1.50 jars of JobLot minced garlic bc it makes me feel like I’m in a warm clime where men have a favorite goat and women curse their husbands from flowery balconies
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When I make spaghetti sauce I go hoopy with a $1.50 jars of JobLot minced garlic bc it makes me feel like I’m in a warm clime where men have a favorite goat and women curse their husbands from flowery balconies
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the restaurant accidentally sent an entire extra sammie it's truly incredible what this did for my mental health
May 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the restaurant accidentally sent an entire extra sammie it's truly incredible what this did for my mental health
(Flirting) You look just like a guy I was sectioned with.
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
(Flirting) You look just like a guy I was sectioned with.
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(annie lennox voice) i wanna walk in the open king. i want to kiss like lovers dude
June 13, 2024 at 4:38 PM
(annie lennox voice) i wanna walk in the open king. i want to kiss like lovers dude
If I got rabies I would definitely bite a fish to introduce it to the aqua realm.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If I got rabies I would definitely bite a fish to introduce it to the aqua realm.
What if the people who stopped posting weren't taking a break but instead found healthy and well-rounded lives that fulfilled them in a way that hoarding blue numbers on the internet never could?
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
What if the people who stopped posting weren't taking a break but instead found healthy and well-rounded lives that fulfilled them in a way that hoarding blue numbers on the internet never could?
I like jokes that only work in specific circumstances. Like some chefs who are also bird watchers witness a fight between ducks and one of them says "that's some 'Mallard' reaction" and everybody groans. But if instead they were Swedish statisticians everybody would be like, "what, Lars?"
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I like jokes that only work in specific circumstances. Like some chefs who are also bird watchers witness a fight between ducks and one of them says "that's some 'Mallard' reaction" and everybody groans. But if instead they were Swedish statisticians everybody would be like, "what, Lars?"
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
With my acerbic personality, tendency to keep you at arms length and the flight risk, it's a genuine mystery why you aren't all in love with me.
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
With my acerbic personality, tendency to keep you at arms length and the flight risk, it's a genuine mystery why you aren't all in love with me.
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My most firmly held belief is that songs should be good
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My most firmly held belief is that songs should be good
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god gives his eepiest soldiers his snuggliest battles
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
god gives his eepiest soldiers his snuggliest battles
Ok, fine... but deliberately obfuscating meaning using non-sequitur couplets of opaque or simply meaningless pseudo-imagery
is the opposite of poetry
is the opposite of poetry
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Ok, fine... but deliberately obfuscating meaning using non-sequitur couplets of opaque or simply meaningless pseudo-imagery
is the opposite of poetry
is the opposite of poetry
It's parasocial media, folks
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's parasocial media, folks
Cutting off a man's penis and keeping it in a box under my floorboards until the constant rhythmic pulsing of its ejaculations drives me insane. How is your sunday?
October 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cutting off a man's penis and keeping it in a box under my floorboards until the constant rhythmic pulsing of its ejaculations drives me insane. How is your sunday?
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holding out for a hero*
*drive-thru bakery
*drive-thru bakery
October 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
holding out for a hero*
*drive-thru bakery
*drive-thru bakery