Welcome to the official Fistfucking Social Network, have a seat and you'll be in good hands in no time…or will the hands be in you? Reighmeighns to be seen, I think.

I hope he and that BITCH of a wife he has are happy now at their holiday pad in Lithuania. Fucking hate how the rich will just drive sports cars and have exotic features in their houses, like throw rugs and couch cushions with ice buckets under them to sit on when it gets hot. Smh. 🙄🙄🙄

It's so heartbreaking that Jimmy Page or whoever the guy is from Wipers felt himself to be as good as a lowly windscreen wiper just because he's gay and autistic. I hope he heals, maybe has his name on a few papers now.

I chilled on her bits last night, in a manner resembling Tage Erlander...on second thought, maybe Millard Fillmore. I don't know, this "hustle culture" thing can truly leave you deaf and blind on occasion.

Bro. You don't understand. I got that antelope in me.

My life is a movie...Backdoor Shemales 3

You can take my Connect 3 from my cold dead hands, Buster. The economy is rough and you're in your mansion penthouse saying this...so inconsiderate, much like a walk-in freezer.

Your skin was showing.
Buildings, support beams going.
Hot day, smoke was blowing.
Where do you think you're going, baby?