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Throckmorton Ensignia
@rosadecidua.bsky.social
The first and ONLY Bluesky account
I might seem sexy, but I am in fact sexist. Know the difference!
April 3, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I don't want likes or love, just porridge, salami, and a revolving-door troupe of sexy yet also cartoony fursonas to make my life mean something.
April 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
New and improved back from prison ready to date, perambulate, and masturbate. Who's with me?!?!?!
April 1, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Nancy Drew risking everything because the thrill of getting caught makes her pussy wet. She really wants to get caught soo she can spread her legs open for her new owner and get dicked down right there in public. Is this what we in America want for 2024?
January 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Actually her name was Carnessa Jenthalamus Bourgelott. She was six feet -3" and she had blond pouffy hair down to her waist. She had eyes bluer than an asphyxiated baby and she was a Hufflepuff. But now shes dead, she died going down Liam Neeson Falls. Soooo how does that make you feel
December 15, 2023 at 1:51 AM
In San Antonio now, looking at all the billboards...AARP on strike now, no old people left. Why do we live in such a perambulating world?
December 15, 2023 at 1:48 AM
My dear partner Charmantha just recently said to me "Give me two ticks, Throcky." But I couldn't do that to the one I love. I could never give her any blood-sucking insects. Maybe I'm worthless. Who knows? How about we check out that frozen yogurt place that just opened? Sounds good to me, champ.
December 11, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Get off Linux. Have a nice day. Stop interacting with your transphobic aunt Brenda on Farmville. Do whatever it takes to heal, okay my darling son Thistlethwaithe?
December 11, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Homophobic twinks...heartbreaking...this really says a lot about the divisive, cultish factions of the HGTV+ community. 😔
December 11, 2023 at 8:27 PM
You used to FUCK me on my cellphone...things haven't been the same since you switched to Windows Live Messenger 🤒
December 3, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Girl! Stop that nonsense right now! Your white brother is way too angular for his own good!
December 3, 2023 at 5:58 PM
New genre of music: Guitarless. This is like drumless only they remove the guitars from guitar-based songs. Examples of such music can include The Zombies, Wilco, and Pet Shop Boys. I think this will catch on in a big way.
November 17, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Why don't they ever make Thanksgiving music? I don't want a lot for Thanksgiving, there is just one thing I need: Genocide of Native Americans and a hot slice of turkey!
November 9, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Sorry for my month-long absence BTW I was taking a shit.
November 6, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Dog"GIRLS". Cat"BOYS". F*** you. I want to live outside of these societal boundaries. I believe change is a beautiful thing and it starts here. Dogboys, catgirls, and just you wait until the nonbinary platoon comes a-marching in, big dog! Disaster is on the menu!
November 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
A beautiful still-life photo I took in Finland. I hope you enjoy it.
September 30, 2023 at 4:37 PM
I didn't "go to bed". I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.
September 29, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Stephen Universe
September 27, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Roses are red violets are blue we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish dish year after year. Or whatever Mariah Carey said.
September 24, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Reposted by Throckmorton Ensignia
Me making porridge
September 22, 2023 at 4:07 PM
I need to make an appointment. appointments.gov
September 22, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Women used to be so polite...now they wear yoga pants and their names are Dhonna and Pechentley. They also get you pregnant now, which is so non-euclidean.
September 18, 2023 at 8:24 PM