Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
@rorymichaelson.com
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson
https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson
Tasted squirt today 😍💦🥴
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tasted squirt today 😍💦🥴
Did I ask for this?
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Did I ask for this?
Speaking in his defence, I am at the accommodation alone and wearing my slutty pool outfit so…
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Speaking in his defence, I am at the accommodation alone and wearing my slutty pool outfit so…
Holiday thembo in Mexico for thirsty Thursday Fursday or whatever it is today.
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Holiday thembo in Mexico for thirsty Thursday Fursday or whatever it is today.
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
I bet nobody else knows what this is but saying the name ‘Mr Pipes’ had to be banned in our household.
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I bet nobody else knows what this is but saying the name ‘Mr Pipes’ had to be banned in our household.
I hit the true golden ratio.
Looks like my dreams and KNOT beyond my reach after all…
🐺 💚
Looks like my dreams and KNOT beyond my reach after all…
🐺 💚
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I hit the true golden ratio.
Looks like my dreams and KNOT beyond my reach after all…
🐺 💚
Looks like my dreams and KNOT beyond my reach after all…
🐺 💚
Got in the spooky mood this week reading FOUR books from @tinyghostpress.bsky.social (might be a weekly reading record for a slow reader like me). Had fun with three Werewolfy instalments from ‘The Alpha’s Son’ and a vampire x slayer romance ‘Keep it in the Dark’ by @justinarnoldauthor.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Got in the spooky mood this week reading FOUR books from @tinyghostpress.bsky.social (might be a weekly reading record for a slow reader like me). Had fun with three Werewolfy instalments from ‘The Alpha’s Son’ and a vampire x slayer romance ‘Keep it in the Dark’ by @justinarnoldauthor.bsky.social
I subscribed to a guy on onlyfans I find really hot but now I feel super guilty because he keeps DM’ing me and I keep leaving him on read because I don’t know what to say 🫠
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I subscribed to a guy on onlyfans I find really hot but now I feel super guilty because he keeps DM’ing me and I keep leaving him on read because I don’t know what to say 🫠
I’m a little resentful that in my heart I really want to be a werewolf (for almost purely sexual reasons) but something about me is undeniably and inescapably vampiric.
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m a little resentful that in my heart I really want to be a werewolf (for almost purely sexual reasons) but something about me is undeniably and inescapably vampiric.
First day off work before going on holiday to Mexico on Friday. Had a lil trim, did yoga and weights, then had a shower and long bath and finished reading a book.
That explains why I’m looking so smug.
That explains why I’m looking so smug.
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
First day off work before going on holiday to Mexico on Friday. Had a lil trim, did yoga and weights, then had a shower and long bath and finished reading a book.
That explains why I’m looking so smug.
That explains why I’m looking so smug.
Not been great at taking selfies the last couple of weeks because I’ve been struggling with being perceived, but here I am because it’s cardigan season ☺️
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Not been great at taking selfies the last couple of weeks because I’ve been struggling with being perceived, but here I am because it’s cardigan season ☺️
How it started and how it’s going…
Trust me when I say you might not be ready for the unhinged story that’s my first thing to go on sub for trad pub… 👀💀💚
Trust me when I say you might not be ready for the unhinged story that’s my first thing to go on sub for trad pub… 👀💀💚
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
How it started and how it’s going…
Trust me when I say you might not be ready for the unhinged story that’s my first thing to go on sub for trad pub… 👀💀💚
Trust me when I say you might not be ready for the unhinged story that’s my first thing to go on sub for trad pub… 👀💀💚
After the years of stress waiting for this audiobook, I literally just moaned in an erotic way when I opened this folder.
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
After the years of stress waiting for this audiobook, I literally just moaned in an erotic way when I opened this folder.
When you’ve had a really fucking rough couple of weeks but then get an email from your agent that includes snips like this 👀👀👀👀
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
When you’ve had a really fucking rough couple of weeks but then get an email from your agent that includes snips like this 👀👀👀👀
And some of my favourite quotes…can you guess my number one? 😅
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
And some of my favourite quotes…can you guess my number one? 😅
Book two monsters power ranked…
October 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Book two monsters power ranked…
My DM’s earlier this week when I was having an episode:
October 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My DM’s earlier this week when I was having an episode:
Slutty librarian mode unlocked
October 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Slutty librarian mode unlocked
Tfw you see someone who rejected you a long time ago and they really dropped off but you got way hotter.
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Tfw you see someone who rejected you a long time ago and they really dropped off but you got way hotter.
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hello hi yes.
So I had a bit of a menty b earlier this week.
I was a scared on Tuesday as my thoughts were so bad I didn’t think I’d be able to stay at home if I told anyone, and I’ve not had that for a very long time.
But I am persisting in existing.
Thank you to everyone being supportive.
So I had a bit of a menty b earlier this week.
I was a scared on Tuesday as my thoughts were so bad I didn’t think I’d be able to stay at home if I told anyone, and I’ve not had that for a very long time.
But I am persisting in existing.
Thank you to everyone being supportive.
October 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hello hi yes.
So I had a bit of a menty b earlier this week.
I was a scared on Tuesday as my thoughts were so bad I didn’t think I’d be able to stay at home if I told anyone, and I’ve not had that for a very long time.
But I am persisting in existing.
Thank you to everyone being supportive.
So I had a bit of a menty b earlier this week.
I was a scared on Tuesday as my thoughts were so bad I didn’t think I’d be able to stay at home if I told anyone, and I’ve not had that for a very long time.
But I am persisting in existing.
Thank you to everyone being supportive.