Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
@rorymichaelson.com
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them(bo). 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social
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I know y’all love it when I’ve renamed TV programs (I think the most popular so far has been changing Foundation to ‘Space Maths’) and we’ve been watching High Potential this week which I’ve renamed to: ‘Sweet Dee Solves a Mysteree.’
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I know y’all love it when I’ve renamed TV programs (I think the most popular so far has been changing Foundation to ‘Space Maths’) and we’ve been watching High Potential this week which I’ve renamed to: ‘Sweet Dee Solves a Mysteree.’
I’d like to say idk which am but I do know
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’d like to say idk which am but I do know
Looked at BA’s in creative writing as I felt curious but I don’t meet entry requirements.
Not finishing high school really does bite you in the ass long term, it doesn’t even matter that I took an alternate route and ended up with an MSc, places want that high school English qualification 😅
Not finishing high school really does bite you in the ass long term, it doesn’t even matter that I took an alternate route and ended up with an MSc, places want that high school English qualification 😅
kermit the frog is driving a car and looking out of the window .
Alt: kermit the frog is driving a car and looking out of the window .
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November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Looked at BA’s in creative writing as I felt curious but I don’t meet entry requirements.
Not finishing high school really does bite you in the ass long term, it doesn’t even matter that I took an alternate route and ended up with an MSc, places want that high school English qualification 😅
Not finishing high school really does bite you in the ass long term, it doesn’t even matter that I took an alternate route and ended up with an MSc, places want that high school English qualification 😅
Tasted squirt today 😍💦🥴
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tasted squirt today 😍💦🥴
I’m writing a cosy horror and it’s chapter three. Three people are already gruesomely dead, and a crocodile has almost eaten the MC. Am I doing it right?
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m writing a cosy horror and it’s chapter three. Three people are already gruesomely dead, and a crocodile has almost eaten the MC. Am I doing it right?
We’ve been in the discrimination is more protected than marginalised identities pipeline a while now but still, wild watching it happen. From this it’s a short step to ‘private businesses can discriminate based on personal beliefs as beliefs are protected’ and beyond, moving toward total exclusion.
This is how transphobia's right wing fuckery blew open basic respect in the UK, there is absolutely no reason to expect now that being "women critical" is not also a protected belief, if you truly do not believe that women should just be reproductive slaves for cis men.
This will be used to abuse.
This will be used to abuse.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We’ve been in the discrimination is more protected than marginalised identities pipeline a while now but still, wild watching it happen. From this it’s a short step to ‘private businesses can discriminate based on personal beliefs as beliefs are protected’ and beyond, moving toward total exclusion.
Did I ask for this?
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Did I ask for this?
I’m so annoyed because I was really enjoying having longer hair but I think I may look better with it at the current trimmed length 😒
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’m so annoyed because I was really enjoying having longer hair but I think I may look better with it at the current trimmed length 😒
Reposted by Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
Hot guy sliding into my DM’s: “Hey, so…do you want me to send you a naughty pic?”
Me: “Naughty? Is it or you like…nicking a chocolate bar or something? Or worse, like pushing an old lady down some steps.”
Him: “Lol!”
Me to myself seven hours later: “That man wanted to show me his penis.”
Me: “Naughty? Is it or you like…nicking a chocolate bar or something? Or worse, like pushing an old lady down some steps.”
Him: “Lol!”
Me to myself seven hours later: “That man wanted to show me his penis.”
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hot guy sliding into my DM’s: “Hey, so…do you want me to send you a naughty pic?”
Me: “Naughty? Is it or you like…nicking a chocolate bar or something? Or worse, like pushing an old lady down some steps.”
Him: “Lol!”
Me to myself seven hours later: “That man wanted to show me his penis.”
Me: “Naughty? Is it or you like…nicking a chocolate bar or something? Or worse, like pushing an old lady down some steps.”
Him: “Lol!”
Me to myself seven hours later: “That man wanted to show me his penis.”
When you see a book event that looks interesting then look at the panels and all 20 or so speakers seem to be cis, het, and white…
a cartoon character is looking at a cell phone with the fbi logo on it
Alt: a cartoon character is looking at a cell phone with looking disgusted
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
When you see a book event that looks interesting then look at the panels and all 20 or so speakers seem to be cis, het, and white…
I automatically distrust men with strongly visible abs.
Sir, where do you keep your cookies? EXPLAIN.
Sir, where do you keep your cookies? EXPLAIN.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I automatically distrust men with strongly visible abs.
Sir, where do you keep your cookies? EXPLAIN.
Sir, where do you keep your cookies? EXPLAIN.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A MARKET OF DREAMS AND DESTINY is getting a LIMITED EDITION *beautifully* blinged-out HARDCOVER print run!
Only 1000 will be sold! £35 PreOrders LIVE
So if queer boys fighting systemic oppression with fey magic and contractual loopholes is your thing, check out...
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Okay I have made him go away with some powerful scowling nobody panic.
Why is it that men have the ability to make things go from feeling kinda cute and funny to the start of a horror movie in a single move?
In a terrifying update the pool man has now come back to clean the already clean pool again?
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Okay I have made him go away with some powerful scowling nobody panic.
Why is it that men have the ability to make things go from feeling kinda cute and funny to the start of a horror movie in a single move?
In a terrifying update the pool man has now come back to clean the already clean pool again?
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Why is it that men have the ability to make things go from feeling kinda cute and funny to the start of a horror movie in a single move?
In a terrifying update the pool man has now come back to clean the already clean pool again?
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In a terrifying update the pool man has now come back to clean the already clean pool again?
Speaking in his defence, I am at the accommodation alone and wearing my slutty pool outfit so…
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Speaking in his defence, I am at the accommodation alone and wearing my slutty pool outfit so…
I wonder if making friends in your 30’s/40’s is hard cos when you’re younger it’s like: “Let’s embark on this trauma journey together and our bond will be forged in its fires.”
When you’re older it’s more: “Yeah, I’m fucked up. You fucked up? I’m tired now let’s go our separate ways and nap.”
When you’re older it’s more: “Yeah, I’m fucked up. You fucked up? I’m tired now let’s go our separate ways and nap.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I wonder if making friends in your 30’s/40’s is hard cos when you’re younger it’s like: “Let’s embark on this trauma journey together and our bond will be forged in its fires.”
When you’re older it’s more: “Yeah, I’m fucked up. You fucked up? I’m tired now let’s go our separate ways and nap.”
When you’re older it’s more: “Yeah, I’m fucked up. You fucked up? I’m tired now let’s go our separate ways and nap.”
Reposted by Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable)
Don’t support this, don’t use it, don’t touch it. Burn it with fire. If you are an indie author, I cannot overstate how much genAI publishing tools are intended to fuck you.
If you rely on an online presence, you are working in an environment where this stuff can take everything of value from you.
If you rely on an online presence, you are working in an environment where this stuff can take everything of value from you.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
ebx.sh
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Don’t support this, don’t use it, don’t touch it. Burn it with fire. If you are an indie author, I cannot overstate how much genAI publishing tools are intended to fuck you.
If you rely on an online presence, you are working in an environment where this stuff can take everything of value from you.
If you rely on an online presence, you are working in an environment where this stuff can take everything of value from you.
Y’all better check your filters if you want to see me basically ever again I guess
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Y’all better check your filters if you want to see me basically ever again I guess
Holiday thembo in Mexico for thirsty Thursday Fursday or whatever it is today.
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Holiday thembo in Mexico for thirsty Thursday Fursday or whatever it is today.
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)
Man in my DM’s: “What would you do if I was passing you on the street and just grabbed you and kissed you 😏.”
Me: “Punch you in the face then report you to the police.”
Me: “Punch you in the face then report you to the police.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Man in my DM’s: “What would you do if I was passing you on the street and just grabbed you and kissed you 😏.”
Me: “Punch you in the face then report you to the police.”
Me: “Punch you in the face then report you to the police.”
We just went to a fancy restaurant and the waiter brought out this black watery soup with pork and egg floating in. Fiancé says was delicious but my brain noped out so hard I literally had to get up and leave the restaurant to get some space away from the evil soup. I am not exaggerating in any way.
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
We just went to a fancy restaurant and the waiter brought out this black watery soup with pork and egg floating in. Fiancé says was delicious but my brain noped out so hard I literally had to get up and leave the restaurant to get some space away from the evil soup. I am not exaggerating in any way.