I don't get how they make so much more money than anything else; there are lots of franchises I think are boring, but for some reason, that's the billion dollar one.

To be fair, her head would fit in your head.

You could say she fit in the Grand Canyon without meaning you'd flung her in.

Sex with me is like improv: I could've had a better time staying home alone.

No, he hot 'em straight; he, like all men, needed 'em gay.

Memento is a movie about the perils of heterosexual underwear: he actually had the answer on his ass the whole time but refused to wear a jock and, thus, people died.

"And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your cosmic entity representing the death and rebirth of the universe.

...The odds were kind of stacked against me."

Silence of the Mams

The Exorchest.

Tit follows.

Gorgeous! Your relationship can now vote to allow gay marriage a third time.