guacarory & rizz
@roryburnall.bsky.social
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Back on my bullshit (meds)
August 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Back on my bullshit (meds)
Clearly it was crazy since I haven’t been on here since 😂
I can’t wait to go crazy this weekend
August 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Clearly it was crazy since I haven’t been on here since 😂
I can’t wait to go crazy this weekend
June 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I can’t wait to go crazy this weekend
yapping in the car >>> sitting at the bar
June 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
yapping in the car >>> sitting at the bar
when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night,
With your head in your hands,
you’re nothing more than his wife.
With your head in your hands,
you’re nothing more than his wife.
June 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night,
With your head in your hands,
you’re nothing more than his wife.
With your head in your hands,
you’re nothing more than his wife.
If teddy doesn’t divorce Owen to be with Cass I am going to uninstall Hulu.
May 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If teddy doesn’t divorce Owen to be with Cass I am going to uninstall Hulu.
The trash tv gods got to me. I am watching desperate housewives.
May 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The trash tv gods got to me. I am watching desperate housewives.
i hate having this type of ocd so much
May 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i hate having this type of ocd so much
some of my best friends and i are drunk at emo night. we shaking ass to emo bangers, drinking cocktails. life is so good
May 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
some of my best friends and i are drunk at emo night. we shaking ass to emo bangers, drinking cocktails. life is so good
Every time I re watch greys I just hate George more and more lmfao
April 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Every time I re watch greys I just hate George more and more lmfao
Also shoutout to my school. I love my professors here. All I did today was have snacks and watch Anthony Bourdain videos 😂
April 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Also shoutout to my school. I love my professors here. All I did today was have snacks and watch Anthony Bourdain videos 😂
outside of some really minor things and my chronic illness, life is really good. i love Seattle so much. I love my shoebox apartment. I love my beautiful wife. I love playing videos games with my best friends. I love snuggling my cats. Everything is ok❤️
April 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
outside of some really minor things and my chronic illness, life is really good. i love Seattle so much. I love my shoebox apartment. I love my beautiful wife. I love playing videos games with my best friends. I love snuggling my cats. Everything is ok❤️
honestly I’m kinda tired of being the friend always reaching out first
April 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
honestly I’m kinda tired of being the friend always reaching out first
I fear a lot of people don’t know what hazel eyes look like. It is NOT blue eyes. It’s an array of brown and green. We’re just so used to people with blue eyes telling us their eyes are green that we don’t know what hazel actually looks like anymore.
April 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I fear a lot of people don’t know what hazel eyes look like. It is NOT blue eyes. It’s an array of brown and green. We’re just so used to people with blue eyes telling us their eyes are green that we don’t know what hazel actually looks like anymore.
Pls someone tell my nervous system there’s not a bazooka to my head, it’s just morning time
April 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Pls someone tell my nervous system there’s not a bazooka to my head, it’s just morning time
Look how cute and gay me and @mxragsdale.bsky.social are 🥹❤️
April 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Look how cute and gay me and @mxragsdale.bsky.social are 🥹❤️
Editing to add: no. I am so sick right now lmfao
yo. ive thrown up like 3 times in the last week. am i okay??
April 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Editing to add: no. I am so sick right now lmfao
yo. ive thrown up like 3 times in the last week. am i okay??
April 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
yo. ive thrown up like 3 times in the last week. am i okay??
i seriously hate having a fat face. i would commit crime to not have such a chunky face with three chins. i hate it so much.
April 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i seriously hate having a fat face. i would commit crime to not have such a chunky face with three chins. i hate it so much.
Cw vomit
My wife and bestie are at the bus stop chatting with some guy about dog shit and I went to tie my shoe and threw up lmfaooooo
My wife and bestie are at the bus stop chatting with some guy about dog shit and I went to tie my shoe and threw up lmfaooooo
April 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Cw vomit
My wife and bestie are at the bus stop chatting with some guy about dog shit and I went to tie my shoe and threw up lmfaooooo
My wife and bestie are at the bus stop chatting with some guy about dog shit and I went to tie my shoe and threw up lmfaooooo
ah yes my favorite, a person who doesn’t go out and protest complaining about the protest not “being good enough for them” 🫠
April 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
ah yes my favorite, a person who doesn’t go out and protest complaining about the protest not “being good enough for them” 🫠