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I had one finger in my ass and another finger in my nose while drawing this. Butt sweat and tears baby
Tried looking up gay Corn on Bluesky and they sent me a cease and desist… girl I thought this was twitter 2 wtf?!
a man with a mustache is laughing with his mouth open in a blurry photo .
ALT: a man with a mustache is laughing with his mouth open in a blurry photo .
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February 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
queen
The online fat-shaming of my pitty/pig/hippo is equal parts mean and accurate 🙄

Yes, I know she’s chonky, SHE knows she’s chonky. No, she doesn’t need a diet, she eats a moderate, monitored amount already. She’s fine, and she loves you

Just know I have shared all your positive comments with her 😊
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
oh ok. He wants best album cover nom BAD! like bad asf. and m m you’re not getting it.
Zayn Malik announces new album ‘KONNAKOL’ out April 17th.
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Ooohhh, trumps turn next!!!
February 5, 2026 at 7:28 AM
the White House is right there…
February 5, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I had one finger in my ass and another finger in my nose while drawing this. Butt sweat and tears baby
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Ooh thats n- wait… that actually very on par with what we thought would happen
TikTok now censors the word “Epstein” when mentioned in DMs by users in the U.S.

Currently, the word is not being filtered for users in the United Kingdom and other parts of the world.
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I might fall… I might fly…
Nintendo reveals that ‘Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream’ will include queer dating preferences.

Out April 16th.
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Yup
“Where’s Cardi B with a fistful of shoes when you need her?”

— Jimmy Kimmel comments on Nicki Minaj recently meeting with Donald Trump.
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
YASS
‘BLOOM’ by Durand Bernarr wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Best Progressive R&B Album.
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
ok new category.
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Dog videos don’t get to me because um I don’t know you like that.
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
My cat passed away and the envy is getting to me
. all the creatures on my tl nope idgaf. If I don’t gaf he might come back to life yup yup #OCD
a horse drawn carriage is being pulled by two dogs
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February 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I want a lemon drop and a Jason sudekis lookalike completion winner is that too much to ask??? WHERE R THE MEN!
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Should’ve sent that new Zara Larson record ngl…
In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.

The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY W THIS
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
our collective attention span so fucked no one is mourning Catherine o Hara enough for my liking. Rip to an icon
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
My fuck ass computer is fucking infected with some fuck ass viruses I might kill myself tonight idgaf
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
stalking chuz’s twitter. so much to see, so much to learn, so much has changed and yet so little… wow. truly wow
February 2, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Fork in Kitchen, Study Finds
What's most amazing about this is the fact that the WSJ needed a “study” to figure it out.
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
it’s giving sisters because who wants children in this economy
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
MEGAN STALTER WON OMGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭
a woman is standing in front of a crowd with her hands in the air and her mouth open .
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February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Megan Stalter at the Grammys? We’ll see…
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
And literally so does Chappell
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM