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Elijah Woodn't
@rootofalleli.bsky.social
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Still just wish this child would sleep
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A better poster than I would find a new image, it is what it is
I'm joining the war on drugs On the side of the drugs
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Maybe I'm too online but i would find a way to avoid this
IMDB splash page preview with text "Tom Hiddleston Is Still 'The Nig...'" (I cropped out the thumbnail image of the tv show "The Night Manager" so you dear reader would be sure to find this as striking as i did)
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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1 like and it's from a loser
The only person who liked the post was Skip himself
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Hey, more Walter
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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90° today
GTA meme: ah shit here we go again
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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True Detective season 1 - Woody Harrelson says, "I just want you to stop saying odd shit."
October 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Double Cleanse
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Cleanse
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Walter!
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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British
A fish with front teeth that look like human teeth
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Chonkingest hazard
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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White collar criminal with this bio is the perfect person to tell me who is an authentic guy with ordinary experiences
San Francisco stuff, tech, politics, stock markets, economics, science, fiction
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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What else to say
Quoted person is on Ragnarok Lobster follower (!!!) mute list
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Had a few cooler days but lizard weather is back already
Lizard on a sidewalk, decent sized guy with mottled brown coloration and long skinny toes, but a very skinny tail that must be a somewhat recent replacement
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Idk what happened but looks like you got his ass
Profile not found
October 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Willy Wonka with "Pure Imagination" in big gold letters behind him
October 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I could go on but these were the most egregious ones
Ed follows zionist Mag D Jake Ubs Ed follows zionist Con Nor Lynch Ed follows refugee harassment hobbyist Rev How Erd Arse Son
October 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I read this post out loud to my dog and look what he did
Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc hanging himself, even though his body is a sphere
October 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like "Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem" and the smartest people are like "my dog is a chonky boi"
October 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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It's gonna be this from all 3 of them the whole time
Hitler saying "I agree" Hitler saying "I agree" Hitler saying "I agree"
October 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Vampire season, enjoy
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Big spooky spider webs everywhere in the apartment complex now, courtesy of these guys
Uncomfortably large gray-brown spider with some orange highlights on legs, chilling in its web and seen against a background of dark gray siding
October 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Do you think the guy in the middle watched your grandparents have sex
The Duke and Duchess of Windsor meeting Adolf Hitler. The Duchess is shaking his hand and seems really happy about it
October 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Debate time!
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
October 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM