excuse me he SAID he’s got a HOUSEBOAT docked at the HIMBO DOME
February 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
excuse me he SAID he’s got a HOUSEBOAT docked at the HIMBO DOME
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i ♥️ my complicated gender identity
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i ♥️ my complicated gender identity
walking around with 2 bandaids and 20 screws in the pockets of my dickies
January 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
walking around with 2 bandaids and 20 screws in the pockets of my dickies
love to see a beautiful woman tall
January 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
love to see a beautiful woman tall
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me playing parcheesi: this is just like stardew valley
January 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
me playing parcheesi: this is just like stardew valley
staving off dementia and committing minor time theft by doing my measly production job with my non dominant hand
December 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
staving off dementia and committing minor time theft by doing my measly production job with my non dominant hand
husband sun sag moon
December 14, 2024 at 5:07 PM
husband sun sag moon
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front bottoms sound good as fuck when you dont got a bitch. when youre bitchless the front bottoms are so good im saying
December 12, 2024 at 10:51 PM
front bottoms sound good as fuck when you dont got a bitch. when youre bitchless the front bottoms are so good im saying
I’m like if Larry David and Gabby Windey were nonbinary with three nose rings
December 13, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I’m like if Larry David and Gabby Windey were nonbinary with three nose rings
when people ride my ass while I’m coasting to a red light im like…… sorry my gas mileage is better and I’m hotter and purer of heart than you!!!
December 12, 2024 at 12:02 AM
when people ride my ass while I’m coasting to a red light im like…… sorry my gas mileage is better and I’m hotter and purer of heart than you!!!
obsessed with misgendering my boss’s dog (poodle (derogatory))
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
obsessed with misgendering my boss’s dog (poodle (derogatory))
my audience is dumb bitches and sexy freaks
December 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
my audience is dumb bitches and sexy freaks
thank but didn’t ask plus ur blonde
December 10, 2024 at 12:40 AM
thank but didn’t ask plus ur blonde
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Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
gf and I watching our spotify wrapped together and finding new slurs to call each other
December 7, 2024 at 8:56 PM
gf and I watching our spotify wrapped together and finding new slurs to call each other
all the bubbles in the Martinelli’s sparkling cider start shaking when I walk in
November 28, 2024 at 5:14 PM
all the bubbles in the Martinelli’s sparkling cider start shaking when I walk in
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Doing a post for the algorithm so I can find more friends :)
☆ Boobs in mouth
☆ Egg drop soup
☆ Boobs in mouth
☆ Egg drop soup
November 27, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Doing a post for the algorithm so I can find more friends :)
☆ Boobs in mouth
☆ Egg drop soup
☆ Boobs in mouth
☆ Egg drop soup
she egg on my drop till I soup
November 24, 2024 at 3:54 AM
she egg on my drop till I soup
devastating hilarious and tragic that I’m the kind of person multiple people have said should not read my year of rest and relaxation
November 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
devastating hilarious and tragic that I’m the kind of person multiple people have said should not read my year of rest and relaxation
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me btw if u even care
November 22, 2024 at 4:33 AM
me btw if u even care
I will Never pitch up for a girlboss
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I will Never pitch up for a girlboss
me when all my friends finally join this little app
November 18, 2024 at 4:20 PM
me when all my friends finally join this little app