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mossybogbody.bsky.social
forest moss
@mossybogbody.bsky.social
plural, any pronouns


shitposting for our own entertainment

been circling the orb since the mid 90’s
i met a different cutie earlier today who likes bogs and now i am gay panicking because i also like bogs and wanna ask them out on a date to visit my favorite bog
August 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i need a t4t kiss gary i need a
August 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
a cute person i met tonight gently grabbed my waist to stop me from ruining my sweater sleeve when it got caught on a railing and then they unhooked my sleeve for me. and now all i can think about is. mmh. rail— hnghhh help ……..it’s been a dry summer okay
August 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
now i’m just hoping other alters in our system don’t have bottom dysphoria or else we’re never not wearing the packer ever ig
June 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
bought a realistic packer and immediately learned i have so much bottom dysphoria, what the helly
June 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i’m a chaotic menace tonight so here’s some apology moss AND lichen
June 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
what’s up? what’s up?! i’m up. it’s past midnight and i’m fucking exhausted but my instapot wasn’t working and took like two whole hours to cook my food. somehow it did still cook the food but not normally! (and no we’re not gonna talk about why i started cooking at 10pm)
June 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
love lowkey forgetting i have an account here for two months and then only coming on cause i’m horny and being tempted to post nudes. god is tempting me. she wants me to post them
June 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
how did i just make my food TOO SALTY. i have POTS. this should not be possible
April 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
me: drinks boba tea and has an actually bad tachycardia episode
me at 1am, hungry: and i’d do it again
April 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
why is it a random sad & anxiety night. what did i eat
April 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
my therapist and i were just talking about how every sewing machine is possessed - does this mean sewing machine technicians/salespeople are in the same category as priests and exorcists in terms of “skilled at handling supernatural beings and situations?”
April 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i just found out fire moss exists which means i need to find & see it irl now (it’s often the first thing to grow in soil after a disturbance like fire or bulldozing!)
April 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
trauma healing w/DID sometimes feels like being put through a blender for several days straight, but then a child trauma holder feels hope & happiness for the first time in 21 years and it’s like actually nevermind i’d go through that again for you baby
April 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by forest moss
Hundreds of Jewish people and their and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting, “We want justice. You say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and, “Fight Nazis, not students!”

The ICE arrest of Palestinian student activist Mahmoud Khalil has spawned this immediate and ongoing civil disobedience.
March 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tbh having three separate crushes at once isn’t bad. it’s actually fucking horrendous
March 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
some very wet moss-covered sticks. or something
March 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
me, two and a half weeks after breaking up with someone i initially connected with via shared music taste & a love of Arcane, meeting a hottie at work and connecting over our shared music taste & fandom stuff including Arcane: oh no
March 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
a friend sent me a postcard and signed off with “your homo” and basically that’s how i know love is real
March 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
took a post-errands bath but at what cost (too tired to get out of the bath and now it’s cold)
March 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
rediscovered claw clips now that my hair is long again and honestly why did i ever hate on them
March 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
made the cygnus constellation on my ceiling after the friends I dog sit for gave me a bag of glow in the dark stars. living my best life rn. also fun fact i learned about cygnus from barbie swan lake’s dvd bonus material as a kid. i’m an astronomy nerd now so i guess…thank you barbie?
March 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
wanting to casually hook up while not being willing to touch a dating app is like trying to catch fish with a stick. somebody help me set up a profile before i gnaw the edges of my bed off
March 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reposted by forest moss
fortunately for everyone i am amidst a glow up, so i will be promptly exhibiting actions and behaving in ways
March 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
if you need me i’ll be deep underground chopping at rocks for the foreseeable future (i started playing minecraft)
February 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM