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mossybogbody.bsky.social
forest moss
@mossybogbody.bsky.social
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shitposting for our own entertainment

been circling the orb since the mid 90’s
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mossybogbody.bsky.social
i’m a chaotic menace tonight so here’s some apology moss AND lichen
a very large flat rock covered in soft fuzzy moss and roughly circular small patches of grey and yellow lichens.
June 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
some very wet moss-covered sticks. or something
a photo of rather wet puddly muddy ground with some very green moss-covered dead wood and rocks scattered about. there are tiny greed seedlings of some kind growing out of the less waterlogged patches of ground, and some bare wet sticks crossing the puddles in a couple places
March 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
made the cygnus constellation on my ceiling after the friends I dog sit for gave me a bag of glow in the dark stars. living my best life rn. also fun fact i learned about cygnus from barbie swan lake’s dvd bonus material as a kid. i’m an astronomy nerd now so i guess…thank you barbie?
a photo of glow in the dark stars on a ceiling arranged in the Cygnus constellation, which looks like a flying swan. The ceiling and walls are lit up hot pink from a lamp.
March 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
the lightbulb in my ugly old lamp finally gave up the ghost and my bf brought me a fancy color changing lightbulb to replace it - it’s such a good vibe and i wanna cry cause they’re so sweet to me ?? i can have PURPLE LAMP now ! instead of bright white light that destroys my eyes
a photo showing a lamp in a living room radiating deep purple light. the lamp is a cheap bedside table lamp and is sitting on a windowsill surrounded by rocks and trinkets. the shades are partially drawn and the window that’s visible is covered in prism vinyl that glitters in the low light. there’s a tall narrow bookshelf next to the lamp, and in front of the bookshelf is a chair with a crochet afghan and a colorful pillow on it.
February 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
trader joe’s this is strike two. those are also not grapes
a double set of white flat produce boxes stacked 8 high, with purple text that reads “specialty table grapes,” and on top of the boxes are mounds of pineapples.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
those sure are some grapes
a photo of some plastic cartons of white strawberries sitting in cardboard trays stacked eight high with the words ‘table grapes’ written on them
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
a blurry meme showing a slightly cropped version of the hierarchy of needs triangle, but colored sloppily and overwritten: the top tier says “boobs in my mouth,” the middle tier had some existential bullshit written over again (by me) with “boobs in my mouth” and the bottom tier says “spotify premium.”
January 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
she’s got the boots with the fur #moss
closeup photo of a medium-small tree trunk in the woods surrounded by sparse ferns and plants. The lowest 12 inches of the tree is covered in very thick moss, and there is a very sharp delineation between the moss and the tree’s deeply grooved bark above it. It looks like the tree is wearing a furry green shoe, hence the reference to the lyrics “boots with the fur.”
January 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
you thought you were getting moss but surprise! it’s slime mold growing over some nasty looking fungus and also moss
a closeup photo of bright yellow slime mold growing over dead wood and old-looking fungus that looks like brains or guts (it’s gross). There’s a bit of moss and the slime mold is growing over that too, which looks cool.
January 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
some moss with my mom’s cat to make up for me being feral
a photo of a fluffy black-and-white tuxedo cat laying next to a boulder covered in moss and lichen. the cat is partially in the sun and mostly upright, with her front paws extended and her back legs to the side, casual (no loaf here!). the moss-covered rock is so large it takes up half the photo, splitting the frame in half diagonally. the background is fine grey gravel. there is a tiny maple leaf tucked under the cat’s front leg.
December 22, 2024 at 9:06 AM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
me when i wake up from oral surgery and am not in pain: yippee!
me when the sedation fully wears off and its not my face that hurts. it’s my knees (i have chronic pain this is funny):
meme of a furry white creature/doll with its hands out, palms up in resignation, sitting on a chair against a paper bag brown back drop, with bold text saying “THE HELL WHY” over it
December 11, 2024 at 4:52 AM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
here have some very nice moss-covered rock
a flat rock covered entirely with three different kinds of moss: one side very short and carpet-like, the other tall and springy looking, and thin fern-like tendrils of moss criss-crossing over the short moss. there are bits of dried plant matter stuck to the moss here and there and some dead leaves in the background
December 8, 2024 at 4:20 PM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
anyway here’s some morning moss for y’all
a rough rock cliff/wall, weathered and worn, with a large patch of bright green moss growing along it partway up. The moss has a softly mounded texture like some kind of miniature golf course for fairies.
December 1, 2024 at 3:21 PM
mossybogbody.bsky.social
we would be remiss if we did not post moss from time to time
a clump of bright green, sporing moss nestled amongst dead leaves at the base of a dead stump
November 22, 2024 at 12:54 AM